Still here guys. More jokes on the way soon.
Just opened a present from my family.... my one plus one is now redundant. Welcome my one plus 7 t
Happy Christmas to all and wishing you get more than you hoped for......
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada, and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the...
Listen to Dr Meaker
My wife has the +6 now. I maybe might update when the battery life becomes a pain on mine.
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
"What would you do if I died?...
Just met and talked to a young lady who worked for One+ in John Lewis in Croydon.
She was amazed that I still had and used a one+1. She took a pic of...
My mate said he was having sex with twins.
I said.''How do you tell them apart?''
He said, ''Julie has blonde hair and Nigel has a moustache''
Went to a Faith Healer meeting today... What a load of c**p even a man in a wheelchair got up and walked out!
Still breathing. LIDL whiskey Queen Margot 8yr black label. Very good.
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was one...
Just bought my better half a 1+6T
Happy Christmas to everyone wishing you all the best.