its my bass guitar, hope it counts :P
me me me :)
raddle raddle raddle
ich gerne einmal bitte.. ich werde das rote pferd tanzen wenn du verschenkst es mir ein :)
roses are red, violets are blue, share me your invite and i'll always love u ;)
i feel so random right now
seriously.. you just posted the name, address and phone from this person, in a freaking worldwide forum!
mimimimimi need one
i wish my name was Random.. u can still share it with me though
what's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
... snowballs :D
Otherwise.. why doesn’t santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year.
(man i had a dirty xmas eve so i still remember some jokes) :D
oh dayum, i missed that it had to be a xmas joke, so here is another one, also related to your job!
why is xmas just like your job?
A: U do all the...
otherwise, What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!