My butler is real, he went to the imaginary butler school of imaginary butling.
He graduated with the highest imaginary honours.
I have no relatives, I eat them all.
Yell louder, simple
The sun hung low in the sky as I moved across the lawn of my country estate. I had been gone for a long time.
My heart was saddened to see that the...
I once had a rousing conversation with Iron Man.
We spent hours discussing robotics, engineering and nuclear theory.
Was only after the local...
I'd stop using the mobile telecommunication device.
Or let it drain completely. No charge means no charge loss.
Yell at it my good man.
Always makes things go so much faster
And cheers to you my good man.
May the Great Space Lizard bless both you and your precious alcohol!!
Now I have a few drinks here to get my way...
I have a spider sense for alcohol my dear friend.
I can just sense it, like some sort of super power.
indeed my good friend
Now that is a photograph I can relate too.
I do assume that is a stein?
If not, you are drinking wrong.
What did you just call me?
I would never deviate from the OnePlus brand, for a number of reasons.
1. Its the only type of mobile telecommunication device that my imaginary...
The smell of smoke filled the air, the ground was an odd combination of wet and warm as I awoke.
"By the name of the great space lizard!" I...
Have you tried taking photo graphic images using the following methods?
1. Using both hands, and ceasing the disgusting behaviour with your other...
Here's some advice chum.
1. Grab a bucket
2. Fill bucket with gin
3. Drink bucket.
4. Cease caring about mobile heat
5. Pass out.
I do hope that...
WHy thank you my good man, the honour is equal on my part too. I do enjoy yourwork with gusto.
Where I come from, Twatshire, Gusto is a horrific...
What? An award? Well its about time!!
What's it for?
A life Time award for Drinking?
A life time award for defeating the alien menace?