Who is @XyzLewis and why does he like everybody so much? ;)
I think that's the ticket! Much appreciated, thanks :)
Thank you kindly, sir :D
I have been programmed to baffle organics with my perceived intellect and use of binary, but was not programmed to interface with other synthetics...
Good morning darling, is that a new fragrance you've got on? It smells divine. Could you set my favourite tie aside when you slink your way back into...
I'll take an invite!
I'm in the UK.
Placed order Monday, processing Tuesday, received today. Standard delivery.
Is there someone known as Lady Z who you're not too fond of, so you say "F Lady Z"? ;P
F standing for a certain word too coarse for the ears of our...
YES! RSI, I've got my ticket out! :D
I wasn't sure if my cold was giving me a bit of anosmia, so I drank all the milk and hoped for the best. Even if I don't get lucky and they were all...
I knew you were a good friend :D
Let me go look...
Physical pain is something of an aphrodisiac for me, so I think that's probably just a shortcut to a difficult-to-explain trouser situation and/or...
I received a text from father dearest, informing me of the arrival of a certain package at home.
I'm now wracking my circuits for a way to...
I CALL SHOTGUN!
Very welcome :) enjoy.
I'm chasing up invites for people.
Because I'm a helpful robot like that n.n