It's been fun hanging out for these past hours, and fighting the Rhino to conquer the 1000th page. Got a lot of stuff still to do for the day, so I...
Imagine @CuzcoTheFriendlyRhino got an invite before all of us.
I think the rhino may have rewritten the sacred texts to mislead us.
We must abandon all hope. The Rhino has harnessed the power of the Left Sock before we did.
You get a visit by the Rhino. Congratulations!
Brace for impact. Rihno is imminent.
A rhino will materialize in your house, and take your OPO.
Actually that's exactly what will happen. It's in the Terms of Service of this forum.
Actually, the ancient texts talk about that the only way to defeat the rhino guardian of the 1000th page is by harnessing the power of the left sock.
It's the final boss controlling the minds of the people. Rhinos have extreme powers like that, you know.
We are really close to 1000. The prophecy goes that before being able to claim glory, one must defeat the rhino guardian of the 1000th page.
Unacceptable. Everyone must have at least 1,000 left socks in their wardrobe.
We were warned by the savior sock, but we didn't listen, and now the rhino is here.
The Left Sock has also been punishing mortals that dare to question it.
Well things have been getting a tad crazier by the hour here. Must be how close we are to 1000.
This family is indeed diverse.
Don't question the power of the left sock. I was foolish enough to do so, and now I'm a dog.
People are becoming self-aware. The power of the cavemen is now endangered.
Those people from the future may even be trying to get invites to buy not the OPO, but the OnePlus TwentyNine