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2 Invites to give out, post a pick up line

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  1. gigs
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 8, 2014


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  2. djrubin11
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

    djrubin11 , Sep 8, 2014 :
    Is there a mirror you're wearing because I can see myself in your pants ;-)
     

    #42
  3. gigs
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 8, 2014

  4. Meloxicam
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014

    Meloxicam , Sep 8, 2014 :
    This one actually worked twice, and you must seem really convincing:

    Hi! I'm (Insert your name here or make a funny name up, like Christian Bale or something) and Jon Snow knows nothing.

    After that just play along.

    Try it, and you'll never regret it (or you'll regret it if you don't choose wisely).
     

    #44
  5. pigonpot
    Cupcake Sep 8, 2014


    #45
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  6. Mozem
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014


    #46
  7. HariB
    Cupcake Sep 8, 2014

    HariB , Sep 8, 2014 :
    and finally i'm on a list, even though i'm last i'm on it. Any luck win or lose i will remain Happy!!!!!
     

    #47
  8. milkcow500
    Cupcake Sep 8, 2014

    milkcow500 , Sep 8, 2014 :
    "You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up..."

    She stood up, I had no idea what to do.
     

    #48
  9. ozolinssh
    Eclair Sep 8, 2014

    ozolinssh , Sep 8, 2014 :
    offer her to touch your sweater/shirt.
    After she does it, say:"feel it? boyfriend material."
     

    #49
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  10. OneFashion
    Eclair Sep 8, 2014

    OneFashion , Sep 8, 2014 :
    You're like my pinky toe. Small, cute, and odds are I'm going to bang you on the coffee table later.
     

    #50
  11. al_gator
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014

  12. Alessio.de
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014


    #52
  13. mmst2c
    Donut Sep 8, 2014

    mmst2c , Sep 8, 2014 :
    DAYARE YOU TIRED, BECAUSE YOU BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY?
     

    #53
  14. TazDev
    Jelly Bean Sep 8, 2014

    TazDev , Sep 8, 2014 :
    You must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night long!
     

    #54
  15. Rd123
    Cupcake Sep 8, 2014

    Rd123 , Sep 8, 2014 :
    Are you wearing space pants? Cause your *** is out of this world!
     

    #55
  16. rbf2006
    Eclair Sep 8, 2014


    #56
  17. RandolBerru
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014

  18. tombleys
    Donut Sep 8, 2014

    tombleys , Sep 8, 2014 :
    are you a parking ticket? coz you have 'fine' all written over your body !
     

    #58
  19. tombleys
    Donut Sep 8, 2014


    #59
  20. frilous
    Cupcake Sep 8, 2014

    frilous , Sep 8, 2014 :
    "Is your name homework? cause i'm not doing you and i should be!"
    Never tried it myself thought...
     

    #60