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  1. lord_eorle
    Donut Sep 5, 2014

    lord_eorle , Sep 5, 2014 :
    Just rub salt into the open wound, just do it :'(
     

    #61
    Blaumelone likes this.
  2. sanjanaa9
    Froyo Sep 5, 2014


    #62
  3. Tsi
    Froyo Sep 5, 2014

    Tsi , Sep 5, 2014 :
    OPO invites are like acne, you never know when it'll pop up
     

    #63
    Blaumelone likes this.
  4. Skepp
    Eclair Sep 5, 2014

    Skepp , Sep 5, 2014 :
    T
    then eat some chokolate why dont you
     

    #64
    Tsi likes this.
  5. cookieMonsterrB
    Eclair Sep 5, 2014

    cookieMonsterrB , Sep 5, 2014 :
    Nooooooo No! Chocolate, Just cookies, unless they are chocolate cookies :rolleyes: ....mmmm cookies
     

    #65
    thelegend7 and Tsi like this.
  6. sathya86online
    Eclair Sep 5, 2014

    sathya86online , Sep 5, 2014 :
    I have a 5.5" cut in my heart and it's leaking my emotions dry. This is the only ONE thing that can fill that gap perfectly and restore my hope and faith in humanity.

    Thank you!
     

    #66
    thelegend7 and Skepp like this.
  7. Skepp
    Eclair Sep 5, 2014


    #67
  8. Taranton
    Gingerbread Sep 5, 2014

    Taranton , Sep 5, 2014 :
    I would sing a song telling your amazing features, all your qualitys and how they in an way or another improve the people around, and make their day shinier and joyfull on some way. The simple presence of you person can make miraclous changes in anothers life. But I have a terrible voice :)
     

    #68
  9. Taranton
    Gingerbread Sep 5, 2014

    Taranton , Sep 5, 2014 :
    Don´t do that, that is a terrible decision, I think that the OPO has no component that can replace your heart, but you could take out a lung, with only one you would live and have a OPO
     

    #69
  10. Skepp
    Eclair Sep 5, 2014

    Skepp , Sep 5, 2014 :
    Sure it isent a different kind of gap you are trying to fill?0
     

    #70
    sathya86online likes this.
  11. Tsi
    Froyo Sep 5, 2014

    Tsi , Sep 5, 2014 :
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    #71
  12. J-Rex
    Cupcake Sep 5, 2014

    J-Rex , Sep 5, 2014 :
    If there is a mosquito on your balls, you'll realise violence is senseless

    BTW: Since I'm a developer and I'm interested in developing for the One, it would be nice to get the invite
     

    #72
  13. thelegend7
    Donut Sep 5, 2014

    thelegend7 , Sep 5, 2014 :
    A Set of Limericks:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who wanted invites by the bucket
    he begged and he groaned
    didn't win, and so moaned
    Boy! This ain't easy, i'm done - F*ck it!

    Lucky for me that man had done quit
    For behind him in queue did i sit
    If only he'd waited
    his number was slated
    He tried to reclaim it, but tough sh*t!

    Now eagerly I await an invitation
    I promise to celebrate with libations
    Loose women all around
    Go on girl stand proud!
    But careful, watch out for sticky situations

    I think things are getting rather off track
    Excuse my disjointed verbal attack
    I swear there's a point
    Oh right - please anoint
    Me with an invite cuz i got stacks!
     

    #73
  14. xperte
    Froyo Sep 5, 2014

    xperte , Sep 5, 2014 :
    I see those other guys
    I hear them tell you lies
    That same old song they sing
    They only want one thing

    I know you're searching for
    Something that's so much more
    And I want to give it to you

    I want to have the one plus one
    The one who makes you feel something real
    The one and only one
    The one who gets down deep and plays for keeps
     

    #74
  15. Kaael
    Gingerbread Sep 5, 2014


    #75
    d1nozzo likes this.
  16. yashn
    Cupcake Sep 5, 2014


    #76
  17. Arttu G
    Cupcake Sep 5, 2014

    Arttu G , Sep 5, 2014 :
    I have this thing that I need to taste every phone in the world and I havent eaten these phones yet.
     

    #77
  18. croehrig
    Froyo Sep 5, 2014

    croehrig , Sep 5, 2014 :
    Since you have a Full Metal Jacket pic, lets try this (if you liked it ... I like invites ;) ) :
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
     

    #78
  19. d1nozzo
    Froyo Sep 5, 2014

    d1nozzo , Sep 5, 2014 :
    @Blaumelone
    As if this is ever going to be coming to an end the way everyone's happy!
    I really don't get those members ...
    what's the point of whoring through there forums just to get a smartphone :D

    If you guys are really so desperate for an invite go looking on ebay
    people sell those things for 10 bucks if you get lucky ...​
     

    #79
  20. Meloxicam
    Gingerbread Sep 5, 2014


    #80