5 Invites To Give Out

  1. limya
    Jelly Bean Aug 1, 2014

    limya , Aug 1, 2014 :
    Good afternoon musselman ,I am below par in jokes / funny quotes, I belong to other side who enjoy by sitting among audience,but yes I will be able to help you on any professional work stream.

  2. locool676
    Cupcake Aug 1, 2014

    locool676 , Aug 1, 2014 :
    So two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and nervously says, 'Gosh, it sure is hot in here.' The other muffin jumps up in haste, and shouts, 'Holy hell a talking muffin!'

  3. Kardes4
    Cupcake Aug 1, 2014

  4. DaisyMerchant
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014

  5. gkouvaki
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014

    gkouvaki , Aug 1, 2014 :
    I don't want an inivte..

    (That was my joke obviously, give me the phone!!)

  6. Marco_Polo
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

    Marco_Polo , Aug 1, 2014 :
    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here"

  7. Dhaval10
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

    Dhaval10 , Aug 1, 2014 :
    A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at
    home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it
    wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it
    speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large
    beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how
    much. The owner said it was just $50.

    Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more
    expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said,
    "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a
    whorehouse. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

    The woman thought about this, but decided she would buy it anyway.
    The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She
    hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to
    say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her,
    and said, "New house, new madam."

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
    "that's not so bad." A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage
    daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it
    looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than
    began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later,
    the woman's husband came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores,
    same old faces. Hi George!"

  8. mypietimi
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

    mypietimi , Aug 1, 2014 :
    Thanks for sharing with community.

    And here comes the joke

    A: I have the perfect son.
    B: Does he smoke?
    A: No, he doesn't.
    B: Does he drink whiskey?
    A: No, he doesn't.
    B: Does he ever come home late?
    A: No, he doesn't.
    B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
    A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

  9. Brandnews
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014

  10. SergioGrajeda
    Honeycomb Aug 1, 2014

  11. cfritz1987
    Cupcake Aug 1, 2014

  12. willxhunting
    Honeycomb Aug 1, 2014

  13. DrunkBuddha
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014

    DrunkBuddha , Aug 1, 2014 :

  14. roelof.zijlstra
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014

  15. bohmbadillo
    Honeycomb Aug 1, 2014

  16. Laure
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

  17. sur
    Jelly Bean Aug 1, 2014

  18. apaulhay
    Cupcake Aug 1, 2014

    apaulhay , Aug 1, 2014 :

  19. Leop4rd
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

  20. MarkusCorvin
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014