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9 Hrs to Invite "Best Joke" Giveaway

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  1. sunny81
    Honeycomb Oct 18, 2014


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  2. unclekurly
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014

    unclekurly , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Wife: What's that beeping?

    Husband: That's my seat belt alarm; I'm not wearing mine.

    Wife: How can you ignore something so annoying?

    Husband: Sure, steak sounds great for dinner.
     

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  3. ilub
    Eclair Oct 18, 2014

    ilub , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
     

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  4. Robertisin
    Froyo Oct 18, 2014

    Robertisin , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
     

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  5. OALEXANDER
    Assistant Head Moderator Assistant Head Moderator Nov 8, 2014

    OALEXANDER , Nov 8, 2014 :
    thread close
    @DRCH
     

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  6. DRCH
    Marshmallow Nov 8, 2014


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