A good joke for an invite

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  1. Jordy
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

  2. jagmit
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014

  3. acwe
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 8, 2014

  4. martin.stefanov
    Jelly Bean Sep 8, 2014

    martin.stefanov , Sep 8, 2014 :
    What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry!

  5. Fun_Ambulista
    Eclair Sep 8, 2014

  6. tunakuji
    Donut Sep 8, 2014

    tunakuji , Sep 8, 2014 :
    The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
    *Nobody stands up*
    Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
    *Little Johnny stands up*
    Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
    Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

    Thanx for sharing!

  7. skromnia
    Honeycomb Sep 8, 2014

    skromnia , Sep 8, 2014 :
    Two pigs were walking down the street, one was pink and the other one turned left.

  8. kfahoo
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 8, 2014

    kfahoo , Sep 8, 2014 :
    American tourists went for a walk in the Russian forest. They meet a bear. Scream, panic, throwing themselves to escape. Bear after them. Nearby, in the clearing partying group of Russians. Blanket, vodka, appetizer are cooling in the brook. Full culture, not bothering anyone. Suddenly into the clearing falls shrieking multitude, and runs through the middle of the picnic. Blanket trodden, vodka poured - granda! So the Russians chase intruders and unleash all a beating.
    A little reassured by returning to the venue. One of them notice:
    - That one in a furcoat was a quite good fighter...

  9. _mtx_
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

  10. TwiZZd
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014

    TwiZZd , Sep 8, 2014 :
    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?....a stick...

  11. logtug
    Honeycomb Sep 8, 2014

    logtug , Sep 8, 2014 :
    what ya do when ya dishwasher breaks down ???/ slap da ***** on da *** and tell her get back to work

  12. tunakuji
    Donut Sep 8, 2014

    tunakuji , Sep 8, 2014 :
    or maybe
    Five Important Qualities

    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

  13. mritsab
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

    mritsab , Sep 8, 2014 :
    Got two invites till now but both in 'claimed' status !!! No joke can be better than this

  14. Aasiyah
    Eclair Sep 8, 2014

  15. kooshals
    Honeycomb Sep 8, 2014

    kooshals , Sep 8, 2014 :
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

  16. farrel
    Gingerbread Sep 8, 2014

    farrel , Sep 8, 2014 :
    above and below my post arent funny at all...

    you can laugh here....hahahahahahahaha

  17. Jordy
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

    Jordy , Sep 8, 2014 :
    It shouldn't but this made me laugh the most, well done, I'll PM you shortly.

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  18. zorotomchi
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

    zorotomchi , Sep 8, 2014 :
    A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
    "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
    -"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
    -"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
    -"Oh well", the man says and flies away.

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  19. _mtx_
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

  20. Jordy
    Froyo Sep 8, 2014

    Jordy , Sep 8, 2014 :
    Haha this is good as well but unfortunately the invite was shared already

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