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An OPEN LETTER TO OP2 @CARL Oct 1, 2015

sunilbagalur , Oct 1, 2015 :

Are you ready to buy now @avihay.bob ???...

EDIT:
Then please read the first post in this thread (I hope you are from India) ...
Ask there ...
You will get in a day/two ...

If you are not from India then wait for one more week, I guess next will be the Global Invite Tsunami ...
...

 

kaustubh121 , Oct 1, 2015 :

OPO early adapter and active user in the community and still level cupcake? How come?

 

rphlfjrd , Oct 1, 2015 :

Still not gonna get you any closer to an invite. If anything, invited to the whiners list.

 

praviarva , Oct 1, 2015 :

If you are ready to buy right now I will give you a Invite.

 

Bartnl , Oct 1, 2015 :

nexus123 , Oct 1, 2015 :

Namelessghoul , Oct 1, 2015 :

@Carl

 

TlathamXmahtalT , Oct 1, 2015 :

So basically a "crying because you don't have an invite" thread.

And active in the community? You're still a cupcake. #GTFO

 

B4kken , Oct 1, 2015 :

Joined Januari 2015... Sorry I couldn't help myself.

 

zaphod-beeblebrox , Oct 1, 2015 :

Work harder. You dont deserve the right to purchase yet. Maybe get a good phone instead?

 

0utblast , Oct 1, 2015 :

22 Posts and 1 like. I don't see an 'active' member...
Btw: I'm still without invite but I don't open a thread about it

 

HR_778 , Oct 1, 2015 :

You're writing a letter to a phone. That's an all new low.

 

Namelessghoul , Oct 1, 2015 :

LoL ! Nice call

 

Ceasedd , Oct 1, 2015 :

I would give you one if I had one, why not. Try the India invite section. Good luck.

 

The Earl of Twatshire , Oct 1, 2015 :

Dear Sir,

I enjoyed your open letter and was moved to write an open letter of my own. I am not going to lie and say that I read your entire open letter, but I got the main theme of it.

I always wondered why they called them open letters, I mean, imagine if you received an open letter in the mail, you would be really upset. If it was open, anyone could have read it. I suspect anyone who sends an open letter should check out this new invention called an envelope.

But I digress.

Lets get on to the reason I felt the urge to send you an open letter. Now I know your open letter was a bit of a complaint at the invite system used by OnePlus to sell their mobile telecommunication devices.

However my open letter is going to be about something completely different. My open letter will be based on the current Twatshire fashion of wearing your trousers around your knees. Many of the youths of Twatshire have taken the low slung trouser fashion to a whole new level.

They walk around with both their knuckes and trousers dragging on the floor, they are now wearing their trousers around their knees. It looks most odd as you can see their undergarments as they shuffle around, like an army of the living dead, with their trousers slung around their knees.

While this looks stupid and annoying, there is a good amount of upsides to the situation.

1. They are easier to hit with my motor car.
2. They are slower to run away, should they be chased by a madman with a shotgun.
3. When they try to mug you, you have a good window of opportunity to run away as they are unable to give chase.
4. You can laugh at the state and design of their under garments.

I thank you for reading my open letter and I hope that you can do something to remedy this situation

Yours faithfully.
Kenneth
The Earl of Twatshire.



Indeed.

 

Isegrimm48 , Oct 1, 2015 :

I guess every individual is important and does deserve an answer. Maybe the business suffers from taking care about 5,000,000 individuals, but who cares? Even ants do think they are important and in the center of the universe.....

 

Faktzi , Oct 1, 2015 :

pls stfu Cupcake..

 

The Earl of Twatshire , Oct 1, 2015 :

I know sir, I was that ant...

Indeed

 

B4kken , Oct 1, 2015 :

By 2017 people will call them self early supporters for joining 2016.. It's kind of messing with my head