Apple Employees Give Fashion Advice...

  1. Stopiwala
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 25, 2015

    Stopiwala , Mar 25, 2015 :
    Apple Give Fashion Advice for IWatch

    I'm seeing it go down something like this....

    Customer: "Hi, I'm interested in an Apple Watch to go with the IPhone, IPad Air and Mac that I have in my satchel"
    Genius: "Well, that is great. We have a few different models ranging from a few hundred dollars to a bazzillion dollars. Let me show you but first can I just verify your credit limit on your credit card?"
    Customer: "Here you go, this is my Apple purchases specific card that has rewards points that I can use towards getting invitations to buy more Apple products"
    Genius: "great, I have one myself. Now let me ask, how do you plan on wearing this watch?"
    Customer: "Hadn't really thought about that. Mainly with my regular attire. What do you suggest?"
    Genius: "Well, we at Apple would like everyone to look, well, alike. So we're highly recommending the Steve Jobs Turtle Neck ensemble. It comes in a variety of shades of black. How many of these can I get you?"
    Customer: "oh wow, this is amazing. I've never seen a turtle neck before. All these years of my life and I've never heard of such a thing. I'll take 7, one in each shade of black. I'm light years ahead of anyone else I know."
    Genius: "We always know what our customers need and now, just by the turtle neck that you wear, every day, we'll know you have an Apple device on you.
    Customer: "I can't wait to show my friends the IWatch and the Turtle Neck. They are going to be so jealous".
    Genius: "your total is a quarter gadgillion dollars. I've swiped your card and you're good to go. Come back in 6 months when we have another nominal upgrade to one of your other devices and pick up the latest in Steve Jobs attire."

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  2. EpicSwirly
    Mar 25, 2015

    EpicSwirly , Mar 25, 2015 :
    Lol. Apple watch is a joke.... That a lot of people will buy...

  3. 0verlord
    Gingerbread Mar 25, 2015

    0verlord , Mar 25, 2015 :
    You made my day. haha :D

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  4. aakashjhaveri
    Lollipop Mar 25, 2015

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  5. a.aniq
    Froyo Mar 25, 2015

  6. Hans P.
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 25, 2015

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  7. benluca
    KitKat Mar 25, 2015

    benluca , Mar 25, 2015 :
    The scary part is, this is really not that far removed from reality. The analogy of device to clothing is excellent and willingness of the mind-numbed apple-bot to don the attire is not wide of the mark at all.

  8. dmo
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 25, 2015

    dmo , Mar 25, 2015 :
    This is the fanboism that is hated no matter what camp you are on. Apple makes some good products. I use an iPhone 6 for work and an OPO personally. I would go with the OPO if I only had one phone, but the iPhone is a very capable product.

    My next laptop would also be a Macbook Pro and not a PC.

    But go figure. Some people feel the need to trash anything to validate their own purchases.

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  9. Heulen
    Cupcake Mar 25, 2015

    Heulen , Mar 25, 2015 :
    Apple watch... man I hate that thing.
    whatever floats your boat I guess :p

  10. Aplay
    Donut Mar 25, 2015

    Aplay , Mar 25, 2015 :
    Biggest waste of money - but then again I'm not a big tech-head.
    Is it the "way of the future"?

  11. xpress7
    Honeycomb Mar 25, 2015

  12. siocnarf13
    Jelly Bean Mar 25, 2015

    siocnarf13 , Mar 25, 2015 :
    Thanks, I laughed :) !

  13. bestlands
    KitKat Mar 25, 2015

  14. Niels_Andersen
    KitKat Mar 25, 2015

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  15. xraysean
    Jelly Bean Mar 25, 2015

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  16. benluca
    KitKat Mar 25, 2015

    benluca , Mar 25, 2015 :
    If not, they probably trademarked them, so they can sue any manufacturer who makes a watch or toilet with "curved or circular edges or sides", etc. haha.

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  17. gedeone
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 25, 2015

    gedeone , Mar 25, 2015 :
    Hahaha turtle neck! May get one myself :p

  18. productionist
    Cupcake Mar 25, 2015

  19. mydroid
    KitKat Mar 26, 2015

    mydroid , Mar 26, 2015 :
    what happens when you are no longer a innovator? you become a fashion stylist .... tell isheeps they look great in Apple garb and they come a flocking....

    Everlasting fashion style invented by the late Jobs. - Patented 1998

  20. takeabyte
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 26, 2015