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Best inapprobiate joke wins an invite.

  1. Mr-Rex
    Donut Oct 17, 2014

    Mr-Rex , Oct 17, 2014 :
    Best inapprobiate joke wins an invite. its as simple as that, i have an invite with only a few hours left,
     

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  2. Moulebutz
    Eclair Oct 17, 2014


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  3. pmartell12
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

    pmartell12 , Oct 17, 2014 :
    you can tell a french man from a mile away, but up close you cant tell them anything!
     

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  4. warizama
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014


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  5. mayracq
    Donut Oct 17, 2014

    mayracq , Oct 17, 2014 :
    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
    you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
    She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away
    with the first gun shot".
    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
    Then, little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU - there are three women
    sitting on a bench having ice-cream: One is delicately licking the
    sides of the ice-cream. The second is gobbling down from the top and sucking the
    cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream.
    Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the
    one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone".
    To which little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
    wedding ring on, but I like your thinking".
     

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  6. mikaelsnavy
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

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  7. joburgslim
    Eclair Oct 17, 2014

    joburgslim , Oct 17, 2014 :
    I was having a dispute with my wife on the way to the airport, and feeling particularly snippy. Passing a truck full of smelly, ugly pigs I queried: "Family by any chance?". Without missing a beat she replied, "Yes, in-laws".
     

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  8. aarontsang
    Eclair Oct 17, 2014


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  9. GarryLewis
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

  10. Pandaxprs
    Eclair Oct 17, 2014

    Pandaxprs , Oct 17, 2014 :
    What's the difference between a priest and acne. Acne waits till your 15 to come on your face
     

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  11. zephiros
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

    zephiros , Oct 17, 2014 :
    any idea why cinderella is standing over pinoccios nose yelling: ''Lie if u dare! Lie NOW!'' ??? :p
     

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  12. pmartell12
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

    pmartell12 , Oct 17, 2014 :
    Three midgets were sitting at a bar having a drink, when they all started to discuss getting into the Guinness Book of World Records.



    The first midget looked at his hands and said, "gee I have REALLY small hands I bet I can get into the record books with these tiny hands!"


    The second midget looked at his feet and said, "gee I have REALLY small feet I bet I can get into the record books with these!"



    The third midget, who just came back from the rest room, said; "you know, I have a REALLY tiny penis I bet I can get into the record books with that!"



    So the three of them go to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters and go inside to get judged.


    The first midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later ecstatically jumping up and down "YES, YES!!! I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST HANDS IN THE WORLD!!!"


    The second midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later and he is too overjoyed screaming "YES, YES!!! I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST FEET IN THE WORLD!!!"

    The third midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later pissed off, looks at his other 2 buddies and says; "WHO IN THE HELL IS Mr-Rex?"
     

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  13. gladiator465
    Froyo Oct 17, 2014


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  14. Th3D3v1L
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

  15. tinabobina
    Eclair Oct 17, 2014

    tinabobina , Oct 17, 2014 :
    A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?"

    "No, Leroy" she responds, "it's because you're nineteen!"
     

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  16. BluePass
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

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  17. Colton-skater
    Eclair Oct 17, 2014


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  18. sammmich
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014


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  20. pericmaster
    Cupcake Oct 17, 2014

    pericmaster , Oct 17, 2014 :
    what did a huricane said to a coconut palm tree?
    hold on to your nuts this is no ordinary *******! :)
     

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