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Best Limerick for invite

  1. CaBooSe
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014


    #1
  2. Knightmareable
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

  3. Mijail
    Eclair Sep 22, 2014


    #3
  4. JoeHsueh
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


    #4
  5. Knightmareable
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    Knightmareable , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was a young man so benighted
    He never knew when he was slighted;
    He would go to a party
    And eat just as hearty,
    As if he'd been really invited.
     

    #5
  6. givemecherries
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    givemecherries , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was a young gal name of Sally
    Who loved an occasional dally.
    She sat on the lap
    Of a well-endowed chap
    Crying, "Gee, Dick, you're right up my alley!"


    Please me!
     

    #6
  7. Knightmareable
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    Knightmareable , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was a young man so benighted
    He never knew when he was slighted;
    He would go to a party
    And eat just as hearty,
    As if he'd been really invited.
     

    #7
  8. coujin
    Froyo Sep 22, 2014

    coujin , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was a young lady named Bright
    who traveled much faster than light.
    She set out one day
    in a relative way,
    and came back the previous night.—Anonymous
     

    #8
  9. JoeHsueh
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    JoeHsueh , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was an Old Man with a beard,
    Who said, “It is just as I feared!
    Two Owls and a Hen,
    Four Larks and a Wren,
    Have all built their nests in my beard!”
     

    #9
  10. Mijail
    Eclair Sep 22, 2014

    Mijail , Sep 22, 2014 :
    POTATO POTATO POTATO,
    POTATO POTATO POTATO.
    POTATO POTATO?
    POTATO!
    -
    POTATO
     

    #10
  11. DerHausmeister
    Froyo Sep 22, 2014

    DerHausmeister , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was a Young Person of Smyrna
    Whose grandmother threatened to burn her.
    But she seized on the cat,
    and said 'Granny, burn that!
    You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!'
     

    #11
  12. Andy_col7
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    Andy_col7 , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was a young lady named Bright
    who traveled much faster than light.
    She set out one day
    in a relative way,
    and came back the previous night.
     

    #12
  13. errei
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    errei , Sep 22, 2014 :
    i'm not good enough to do Limerick
    but if u give me one
    alone make a kick
    because i would have a oneplus one

    ... i'm out
     

    #13
  14. kunghan
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

  15. mkarroum
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    mkarroum , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There was an Old Man with a flute,
    A serpent ran into his boot;
    But he played day and night,
    Till the serpent took flight,
    And avoided that man with a flute.
     

    #15
  16. Knightmareable
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    Knightmareable , Sep 22, 2014 :
    There once was a man from Seattle
    whose hobby was sucking off cattle
    'til a holstein named Keith
    blew a load through his teeth
    and put 'im right back in the saddle
     

    #16
  17. alvalol
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    alvalol , Sep 22, 2014 :
    I'm really determined and keen
    To start giving this house a spring clean.

    I will do it I say,
    Yes, I'll do it today ...

    Well, I'll do it tomorrow, I mean.
     

    #17
  18. CaBooSe
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    CaBooSe , Sep 22, 2014 :
    Ah well seems like we didn't hit 20 ......
    gets it .....
     

    #18