2
Best(Worst) OnePlus One Pun Wins an Invite

  1. teamnowak
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    teamnowak , Sep 22, 2014 :
    I love puns. The worse, the better. So here's the contest: write a pun referencing OPO, smartphones, etc.

    I will only read the first 50 (legitimate) replies. Please do not say "me" or "please." If your message does not contain a pun, it will be ignored. If you have more than one pun, you can submit them, but only on the same reply (i.e. one reply per person). Please do not hijack this thread with 50 separate replies (you will be ignored).

    Also, please don't compete if you already have the phone.

    Should decide and send the invite later tonight.

    Have fun!
     

    #1
    givemecherries and Andy_col7 like this.
  2. givemecherries
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    givemecherries , Sep 22, 2014 :
    Will the oneplueone last 5 years?

    Obseletely!

    ____

    The woodcutter loved his new oneplusone.

    The best part?

    logging in :D

    ____


    Talking to her about computer hardware ..

    I made my mother board.

    ___

    What is worse that a Kia car?


    A Nokia :D:D:D:D


    ___

    What do you call the Australian Local Area Network?

    The LAN Down Under
     
    Last edited: Sep 22, 2014

    #2
    lolbruno likes this.
  3. Silverchaoz
    Lollipop Sep 22, 2014


    #3
  4. onesitenl
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


    #4
    jacktheripper likes this.
  5. Mijail
    Eclair Sep 22, 2014


    #5
  6. swagven
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    swagven , Sep 22, 2014 :
    a kid was trying to do math, but he couldnt get it, his mom comes over and says one plus one equals two
     

    #6
  7. kunghan
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

  8. teamnowak
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    teamnowak , Sep 22, 2014 :
    Again, if you don't have pun, please DON'T reply. Seriously, this first page makes me want to just let the damn invite lapse.
     

    #8
  9. bartios
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


    #9
  10. Andy_col7
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


    #10
  11. coujin
    Froyo Sep 22, 2014

  12. mkarroum
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    mkarroum , Sep 22, 2014 :
    Q:Why is this mobile wearing glasses ??
    A:It lost all the "CONTACTS"



    another Pun on the attachment :p
     

    Attached Files:


    #12
    jacktheripper and lolbruno like this.
  13. bartios
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


    #13
  14. sjoyner
    Donut Sep 22, 2014


    #14
  15. TheNinjaHatstand
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


    #15
  16. givemecherries
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    Last edited: Sep 22, 2014

    #16
  17. poprostukuba
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    poprostukuba , Sep 22, 2014 :
    How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6?

    They'll tell You immediatelly.
     

    #17
  18. givemecherries
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    Last edited: Sep 22, 2014

    #18
  19. givemecherries
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014

    Last edited: Sep 22, 2014

    #19
  20. givemecherries
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014


    #20