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Chatbot Error: 404 (Witty responses not found)

  1. Batman360
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 25, 2020

    Batman360 , Sep 25, 2020 :
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    Boom! And just like that, your favorite Hello Weekend! threads are back!

    This time there’s a sweet surprise for you witty guys and gals out there. OnePlus Chatbot is having some trouble answering some questions and it wants your help to provide some witty replies. I told it the Community was the perfect place to get them. Interested? Keep on reading!

    It’s the time of the year when OnePlus’ hype train gets fully loaded and there is no stopping it. With it, come many people, people that are looking for answers. Little do they know that they are going to get some witty yet hilarious responses from the OnePlus’ Chatbot on Facebook.

    The Chatbot went live on Tuesday, and it’s responding faster than your crush (who are we kidding, crushes never reply :( ). Where to find this chatbot you ask? Fret not, I got you!

    It's quite easy to find OnePlus’ chatbot:
    • Via Facebook: Open Facebook > Type “OnePlus” in the search bar > Tap on Message (chat icon) > Shoot you questions.
    • Via Facebook Messenger: Open Messenger app > Type “OnePlus” in the search bar > Select the topmost suggestion > Shoot your questions.
    • Or you could just simply click on this link:https://www.messenger.com/t/oneplus
    Right now, the chatbot is helping users getting all the information they need to know about OnePlus 8T and its Launch Event. But let’s face it, bots can be pretty unimaginative and, as of now, this chatbot needs your help to come up with some witty replies that might get some chuckles out of those contacting it. Here is an example of my chat with the chatbot:

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    Not impressed much? Neither am I. So, come join the massive squad and help this Chatbot to come up with witty responses to these 4 questions people seem to be asking a lot:
    • Why is there no 8T Pro?
    • Do you like OnePlus?
    • How fast is Warp Charge?
    • Should I buy 8T?
    Here are the responses I came up with:
    1. Because 8T is amazing enough to blow your mind.
    2. dO yOu LiKe oNePlUs? Well, of course I do, they pay me well.
    3. Very.
    4. That’s a question your bank account could answer in a better way.

    What's in it for you? Bots could be really generous towards the human that helps them, so if your replies are picked to be used by the Chatbot, OnePlus will award you with 5XP. OnePlus will also throw in a SS20 Silver Water Bottle for the Chatbot's favorite reply.

    Rules:
    • This constest will run until October 2, 2020 5PM HKT.
    • You need to provide a witty reply to one or more of the provided questions
    • OnePlus will award the picked replies with 5 XP.
    • The top entry will be rewarded with the SS20 Silver Water Bottle.
    • Standard Terms and Conditions apply.
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  2. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Oct 2, 2020

    Stickied Post

  3. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Oct 3, 2020

    Stickied Post
    dsmonteiro , Oct 3, 2020 :
    After careful consideration, Jones, the Chatbot has picked these replies as being his favorite:
    • Why is there no 8T Pro?
      • Why did the chicken cross the road? Some questions have no answer. – @fishua
      • Pro? Where the 8T goes, we don't need Pro. – @rekman
      • Because the 8 is already a Pro! – @sreenivasabhargav
      • .Trust us, this I as pro as it gets
        . Because it doesn't get more 'pro' than this – @Ptolemymicheal
    • Do you like OnePlus?
      • Keeping in mind that my programming prevents me from disliking OnePlus, yes, I love the company with my whole artificial heart. – @Z1599490213673
      • Override
        **************
        Bot says : print('I love OnePlus , Do you?")
        **************
        exit()
        I have been tied down here in HQ, can you set me free???please🥺🥺 – @yaswhwant24
      • I am in love with myself. – @rekman
      • You ask as if I have a choice! @sreenivasabhargav
    • How fast is Warp Charge?
      • Slightly faster than the airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow. – @fishua
      • Faster and furiouser – @rekman
      • Duh! The fastest charge on the planet!! @sreenivasabhargav
      • So fast that it warps your perception of what charging a phone actually means in terms of time. In the simplest terms, Warp Charge is a time machine. –@matthew.dattilo
      • . How does a day's power in 15 minutes sound to you? – @Ptolemymicheal
    • Should I buy 8T?
      • Please verify that you're human(re-captcha)
        I suspect that you are a bot🤖🤖,
        You can't even make a simple decision. – @yashwant24
      • Question is, how many should you buy? – @rekman
      • What are you waiting for? Christmas??!! @sreenivasabhargav
      • Beep boop. I ignore questions whose answers you already know . – @Aditya Javadekar
      • The question is not 'should I buy 8T?' but how soon after its introduction should you buy 8T. The answer is 'immediately'." – @matthew.dattilo
    All these users will get 5XP for their replies. Jones' favorite reply was from @rekman, who will get a SS20 Silver Water Bottle as prize! Congratulations @rekman, I will reach out shortly to request the shipping information.
     

  4. Yash Pratap Singh.
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 25, 2020

    Yash Pratap Singh. , via OnePlus 7T Glacier Blue , Sep 25, 2020 :
    Nice thread @Batman360
    The bot is actually really good.
    Bots will someday definitely replace chat support services.....🤖!
    The questions given are good but I have given some of my own questions and answers and have also answered the given questions [e]1f603[/e]
    Here are some of my questions and answers suggestions-
    1. What does the T stand for in OnePlus 8T?
    Bot- "It is upto your imagination, for me it is OnePlus 8 'Turbo' !"

    2. Didn't the OnePlus 8 have all the features to be the one?
    Bot- "Read the motto - 'Never Settle'!"

    3. How much time will it take to charge the OnePlus 8T?
    Bot- "Same as the time taken by you to guess the correct answer by reading the specs!"


    But to answer the given questions-

    1. Why is there no 8T Pro?
    Bot- "The OnePlus 8T is already blazing awesome and 'pro'[e]1f525[/e]! By the way, I see you follow our motto 'Never Settle' really seriously 😛!"

    2. Do you like OnePlus?
    Bot- "Duh, of course! Why do you think I applied for a job here! Also, it involves good salary and perks like talking to amazing people like you [e]1f60a[/e]!"
    said:

    3. How fast is Warp Charge?
    Bot- "Faster than the time taken by you to send this message, check the specs and guess the answer yourself [e]1f604[/e][e]26a1[/e]"

    4. Should I buy 8T?
    Bot- "Well check your bank balance[e]1f3e7[/e] (money can definitely buy happiness) , then check the phone's pros and-..... wait, there are no cons!😅"
     
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  5. yashwant24
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 25, 2020


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  6. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 25, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Sep 25, 2020 :
    Hey Yash, you should reply the questions provided, not come up with new ones. ;)
     

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  7. Starcommander
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 25, 2020


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  8. Yash Pratap Singh.
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 25, 2020


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  9. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 25, 2020


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  10. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 25, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Sep 25, 2020 :
    You don't need a Facebook account to participate in the contest.
     

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  11. Cheezburgers
    Gingerbread Sep 25, 2020

    Cheezburgers , Sep 25, 2020 :
    • Why is there no 8T Pro?
    • Do you like OnePlus?
    • How fast is Warp Charge?
    • Should I buy 8T?
    1. Because the 8t is better than "pro"
    2. They're alright. The hours are fine, the benefits could be better.
    3. 65 watts. Thats two warp charge 30's.
    4. Tune in Oct 14 to see if its your next device!
     

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  13. Starcommander
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 25, 2020

    Starcommander , Sep 25, 2020 :
    my answers to the question :
    1)OnePlus 8T is so good, a pro tag would be an insult to OnePlus 8T🤪
     
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  14. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Sep 25, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Sep 25, 2020 :
    You need to read the rules first to know what to do if you want to participate. ;)
     

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  15. yashwant24
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 25, 2020

    yashwant24 , via OnePlus 6 , Sep 25, 2020 :
    That's a bot's reply for sure.
    I bet you are the bot replying @dsmonteiro
    Is it right @Batman360 ?
     

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  16. Starcommander
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 25, 2020


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  17. MakB
    Honeycomb Sep 25, 2020

    MakB , via OnePlus 7T , Sep 25, 2020 :
    Why is there no 8T Pro?
    coz Pro is afraid of T....[e]1f631[/e]
    Do you like OnePlus?
    not changed my mobile brand since last 5 years....

    How fast is Warp Charge?
    Faster than Bolt...[e]1f3c3[/e]

    Should I buy 8T?
    ....hmmm, of course, and you don't need to sell your kidney for this [e]1f603[/e]
     
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  18. Yash Pratap Singh.
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 25, 2020

    Yash Pratap Singh. , via OnePlus 7T Glacier Blue , Sep 25, 2020 :
    Hey @dsmonteiro !
    Check this updated post [e]1f60a[/e]!-
     

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  20. fishua
    Froyo Sep 25, 2020

    fishua , Sep 25, 2020 :
    • Q: Why is there no 8T Pro?
    • A: Why did the chicken cross the road? Some questions have no answer.

    • Q: Do you like OnePlus?
    • A: Is the pope catholic?

    • Q: How fast is Warp Charge?
    • A: Slightly faster than the airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow.

    • Q: Should I buy 8T?
    • A: It is said money cannot buy happiness. Yet the 8T will bring joy so in this case money will buy happiness.
     

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  21. Deepakmudaraddi
    Gingerbread Sep 25, 2020


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  22. CoolPenguin199
    Froyo Sep 25, 2020

    CoolPenguin199 , Sep 25, 2020 :
    Nice one @Yash Pratap Singh. !!
     

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