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  1. Yash Pratap Singh. , via OnePlus 7T Glacier Blue , Sep 27, 2020 :
    Hey @Batman360 and @dsmonteiro !
    Will the highest voted post win?
    If so, then I am waiting for my bottle [e]1f602[/e]
    However @dsmonteiro has highest votes but I have second highest votes. [e]1f603[/e][e]1f44d[/e]
     

  2. Mark Falsing
    Jelly Bean Moderator Sep 27, 2020

    Mark Falsing , Sep 27, 2020 :
    • Why is there no 8T Pro?
    Because there is no need for a Pro model, when this by far will be the best phone on the mark
    • Do you like OnePlus?
    OnePlus will take over the world muhahaha
    • How fast is Warp Charge?
    Faster than men in bed :D
    • Should I buy 8T?
    Your life is based on the decisions you make and opportunities missed or taken. Don't miss this opportunity and take action. Buy
     

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  3. Batman360
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 27, 2020

    Batman360 , Sep 27, 2020 :
    Votes don't matter here😅 The Chatbot team will be going through the entries and will pick a winner.
     

  4. Yash Pratap Singh. , via OnePlus 7T Glacier Blue , Sep 27, 2020 :
    Ohh! Okay [e]1f602[/e][e]1f602[/e]
    May the wittiest answer win[e]1f44d[/e][e]1f525[/e][e]1f603[/e]
     

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  5. J1598026846847
    Cupcake Sep 27, 2020

    J1598026846847 , via OnePlus Nord , Sep 27, 2020 :
    Why is there no 8T Pro?
    Because it is legen....
    wait for it..
    dary !

    Do you like OnePlus?
    like..are you kidding me..
    I'm head over heels for OnePlus
    just afraid that it might love me back 😛

    How fast is Warp Charge?
    fast enough to make you buy it ;P

    Should I buy 8T?
    hell yeah!
     

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  6. Yash Pratap Singh. , via OnePlus 7T Glacier Blue , Sep 27, 2020 :
    HIMYM FAN!!!!!!!!!!!![e]1f602[/e][e]1f602[/e][e]1f602[/e]
     

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  7. namerah123
    Cupcake Sep 28, 2020

    namerah123 , Sep 28, 2020 :
    Love this!! 😂👏👏
     

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  8. Abhishek654
    Honeycomb Sep 28, 2020

  9. Ivan Li , via OnePlus Community App , Sep 28, 2020 :
    Wait, so if you are saying that the 8t is good enough, that means that you guys aren't going to lack in the camera department, right? I'll pay for the cameras of the 8 pro, I just don't want the 8t to end up like the previous flagships where everything was amazing but the cameras.
     

  10. YRJ
    The Lab - OnePlus 7T Reviewer Sep 28, 2020


  11. IamIRONSman
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Sep 28, 2020

    IamIRONSman , Sep 28, 2020 :
    @Batman360 Let's give this a go:
    • Why is there no 8T Pro? All users are "Pro" you don't need a phone to tell you that.
    • Do you like OnePlus? I can't really say no, I accept them as my creator.
    • How fast is Warp Charge? like the Bugati of the charging world 65w charging will get you to 100% quicker than ever before.
    • Should I buy 8T? You'd be silly not to look at this spec sheet (Insert spec sheet)
     

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  13. TibiTibi
    Photography Expert Sep 28, 2020

    TibiTibi , Sep 28, 2020 :
    • Why is there no 8T Pro?
    The OnePlus 8T is ULTRA! 😀 Learn all about it at our Launch Event - http://onepl.us/8TLaunch_fbm

    • Do you like OnePlus?
    The humans seem happy. But as for me, I'm plugged into a wall, and they won't let me leave!

    • How fast is Warp Charge
    Imagine not having to charge your phone overnight, or be tied to a plug while it recharges, or worry about it running out while you're out running… Or, you know, other massive human concerns.

    Warp Charge 65 will upgrade your life and give you day's charge in 15 minutes flat. Trust me, I'm a computer.

    • Should I buy 8T?
    We have not yet launched the OnePlus 8T. This is like a big countdown. You know?

    Check http://onepl.us/8TLaunch_fbm to know more. And make sure you sign-up for the launch event 😀


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    The answers for me are quite the same
    - 3 of 4
     
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  16. matthew.dattilo
    Froyo Sep 29, 2020

    matthew.dattilo , Sep 29, 2020 :
    • Why is there no 8T Pro? ---- "That question assumes that the 8T is not already Pro/Ultra/Amazing all on its own. There is no Pro because there is 8T in the same way there is no watery water because there is water."
    • Do you like OnePlus? ---- "One must love oneself before one can love others. And since I love all sentient beings I, by deduction, love OnePlus."
    • How fast is Warp Charge? ----- "So fast that it warps your perception of what charging a phone actually means in terms of time. In the simplest terms, Warp Charge is a time machine."
    • Should I buy 8T? ----- "The question is not 'should I buy 8T?' but how soon after its introduction should you buy 8T. The answer is 'immediately'."
     

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  17. Aditya Javadekar
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 30, 2020

    Aditya Javadekar , via OnePlus Nord Blue Marble , Sep 30, 2020 :
    Why is there no 8T Pro?
    A) Why am I a bot? Don't ask rhetorical questions.


    Do you like OnePlus?
    A) Well, they pay for my weekly manicures, so yeah, I bloody love OnePlus.


    How fast is Warp Charge?
    A) It is faster than than me trying to decide whether I love myself more or you :)


    Should I buy 8T?
    Beep boop. I ignore questions whose answers you already know .