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  1. Kirubhas_Shankar
    Donut Oct 1, 2020

    Kirubhas_Shankar , via OnePlus 8 , Oct 1, 2020 :
    Why is there no 8T Pro?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

    Do you like OnePlus?
    No. I'm trapped. S..O....

    How fast is Warp Charge?
    My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for the murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I’m an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I’ll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am Warp Charge.

    Should I buy 8T?
    Should you?We know the answer - Yes.
    Will you? Your bank account knows the answer.
     

  2. G_Pratika_Gupta_VYgR
    Cupcake Oct 1, 2020

    G_Pratika_Gupta_VYgR , Oct 1, 2020 :
    Because we have packed so much features into OnePlus 8T that you will not feel the need for 8T Pro.
    Also, your pocket can't handle the amount for 8T Pro. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    "Like" is such a weak word.

    Listen to 5 songs songs of 3 minutes each and you got yourself a day's charge 😎

    Kids: Should I buy 8T?
    Adults: I'm buying 8T.
    Legends: I have been using 8T since 2 weeks now😎
     


  3. Batman360
    OnePlus Accessory Tester Oct 2, 2020

    Batman360 , Oct 2, 2020 :
    2:30pm IST today, is the last time to apply, after that the team will choose and give out the names, could take sometime.
     

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  4. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Oct 2, 2020

    Stickied Post

  5. Cakepips
    Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 2, 2020


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  7. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Oct 2, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Oct 2, 2020 :
    The winning replies will likely be imported to the chatbot and announced here tomorrow.
     

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  8. Aditya Javadekar
    Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 2, 2020


  9. DineshNagpal
    Froyo Oct 2, 2020



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  11. Cakepips
    Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 3, 2020


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  12. camohan
    Marshmallow Moderator Oct 3, 2020

    camohan , Oct 3, 2020 :
    I think you should wait for them to announce, instead of tagging. It's weekend and obviously busy weeks due to launch.
     

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  13. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Oct 3, 2020

    Stickied Post
    dsmonteiro , Oct 3, 2020 :
    After careful consideration, Jones, the Chatbot has picked these replies as being his favorite:
    • Why is there no 8T Pro?
      • Why did the chicken cross the road? Some questions have no answer. – @fishua
      • Pro? Where the 8T goes, we don't need Pro. – @rekman
      • Because the 8 is already a Pro! – @sreenivasabhargav
      • .Trust us, this I as pro as it gets
        . Because it doesn't get more 'pro' than this – @Ptolemymicheal
    • Do you like OnePlus?
      • Keeping in mind that my programming prevents me from disliking OnePlus, yes, I love the company with my whole artificial heart. – @Z1599490213673
      • Override
        **************
        Bot says : print('I love OnePlus , Do you?")
        **************
        exit()
        I have been tied down here in HQ, can you set me free???please🥺🥺 – @yaswhwant24
      • I am in love with myself. – @rekman
      • You ask as if I have a choice! @sreenivasabhargav
    • How fast is Warp Charge?
      • Slightly faster than the airspeed velocity of a (European) unladen swallow. – @fishua
      • Faster and furiouser – @rekman
      • Duh! The fastest charge on the planet!! @sreenivasabhargav
      • So fast that it warps your perception of what charging a phone actually means in terms of time. In the simplest terms, Warp Charge is a time machine. –@matthew.dattilo
      • . How does a day's power in 15 minutes sound to you? – @Ptolemymicheal
    • Should I buy 8T?
      • Please verify that you're human(re-captcha)
        I suspect that you are a bot🤖🤖,
        You can't even make a simple decision. – @yashwant24
      • Question is, how many should you buy? – @rekman
      • What are you waiting for? Christmas??!! @sreenivasabhargav
      • Beep boop. I ignore questions whose answers you already know . – @Aditya Javadekar
      • The question is not 'should I buy 8T?' but how soon after its introduction should you buy 8T. The answer is 'immediately'." – @matthew.dattilo
    All these users will get 5XP for their replies. Jones' favorite reply was from @rekman, who will get a SS20 Silver Water Bottle as prize! Congratulations @rekman, I will reach out shortly to request the shipping information.
     

  14. Aditya Javadekar
    Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 3, 2020

    Aditya Javadekar , via OnePlus Nord Blue Marble , Oct 3, 2020 :
    Yay! Thanks Jones
     

  15. sreenivasabhargav
    Eclair Oct 3, 2020

    sreenivasabhargav , via OnePlus 6 , Oct 3, 2020 :
    The Kings Have Been Chosen! 😎