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[Contest] Poetry + Pics. Show the beauty of Almond.

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Nebula Blue or Almond?

  1. Almond is gorgeous.

    84 vote(s)
    35.3%
  2. Nebula Blue can't be beat.

    154 vote(s)
    64.7%
  1. Cheetosdust Starting Point Expert Jun 11, 2019

    Cheetosdust, Jun 11, 2019 :
    It's a trick!

    I stared at the picture, the picture stared back at me.

    When I woke up from the trance, I had two devices on my shopping cart and I was writing a thank you note to Carl. :confused::p
     

    #21
  2. meatandy Oreo Jun 11, 2019


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  3. meatandy Oreo Jun 11, 2019

    meatandy, Jun 11, 2019 :
    If you indeed did order two ,
    I could see that your shoulders did shrug ,
    With a look on your face so smug ,
    One for you and one for your Pug .
     

    #23
  4. theshinybeast Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    theshinybeast, Jun 11, 2019 :
    If you get one, you'll have to join in
    All the moaners' threads
    with their nonsense camera chagrin
    Meaning I could enjoy your wit 'n' repartee
    With endless trolling and glee
    And for me that would be a win win.
    :rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2019

    #24
  5. Bhõgäthí_Pãvåñ_Kùmár_R Cupcake Jun 11, 2019


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  6. meatandy Oreo Jun 11, 2019

    meatandy, Jun 11, 2019 :
    A person could get spoiled from all the plunders,
    Only to leave the rest in wonder...
    Almond doth bring such Joy ,
    Rejoicing in the smooth sweetness of luxury ...
     

    #26
  7. MR.BEN312 Honeycomb Jun 11, 2019


    #27
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  8. theshinybeast Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    theshinybeast, Jun 11, 2019 :
    Indeed, I admit
    that screen flows in
    odd and beautiful
    ways

    the divine almond
    through the eyes of a tech fiend
    an experience to be envied is

    joy comes when
    the device
    of Oneplus' creation
    seeks
    to alter thy life in wondrous ways

    indifferent to the
    thing, to the smoothness,
    an impossible task is
    gently, succumb to its majesty
     

    #28
  9. theshinybeast Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    theshinybeast, Jun 11, 2019 :
    Oh mine own, t wouldst seemeth yond not many art of a poetic nature.
    Yond @meatandy hast f'rsaken his duties as a butch'r to partake of m're did light'rary p'rsuits shouldst certes convince oth'rs to tryeth their luck in such a gentle adventure.
     

    #29
  10. The1Lion Lollipop Jun 11, 2019

    The1Lion, Jun 11, 2019 :
    Didn't you post a pic earlier on Twitter with an iPhone and Almond OP7P? o_O:p
     

    #30
  11. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Jun 11, 2019 :
    You really do have an unfair genetic advantage when it comes to a competition like this.

    So close and yet so far.
     

    #31
  12. The1Lion Lollipop Jun 11, 2019

    The1Lion, Jun 11, 2019 :
    What was it when I looked at you,
    What power chained me through and through,
    And locks my heart with bonds so tight,
    That I cannot live without the sight
    Of you?

    What nameless thing has captured me,
    And made me powerless to flee,
    What thing is it without a name,
    That brings my mind back the same
    To you?

    The name of "Love" does not apply,
    It's commonness does not apply,
    To the haunted, hunted, painful cry
    My heart makes for you

    My soul internal makes for you
     

    #32
  13. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Jun 11, 2019 :
    But none of that rhymes with Almond?

    I never got poetry.
     

    #33
  14. The1Lion Lollipop Jun 11, 2019

    The1Lion, Jun 11, 2019 :
    All mond! :p
     

    #34
  15. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Jun 11, 2019 :
    The boy stood on the burning deck
    His heart was all a-flutter
    Caused by saturated fats
    Should have used almond butter
     

    #35
  16. theshinybeast Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019

    theshinybeast, Jun 11, 2019 :
    I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Absurdity and codology are a necessary ingredient in living. Keeps the pencil sharpened and the soul in full bloom.
    In short I like the craic.
     

    #36
  17. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Jun 11, 2019


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  18. theshinybeast Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    theshinybeast, Jun 12, 2019 :
    Banter? Jesus wept in merciful doses, I hate that word. Used by hallions, gobs and Essex boys. No, the craic it is.
     

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  19. The1Lion Lollipop Jun 12, 2019

    The1Lion, Jun 12, 2019 :
    The boy grabbed his almond nuts that were smooth as silk,
    He then squeezed them hard and produced almond milk :rolleyes:
    962f8710-05cb-4f3f-a6f9-3bce9126d3e6_1.e84fa1e230d50b0a8307d20f097c96d1.jpeg
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2019

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  20. The1Lion Lollipop Jun 12, 2019

    The1Lion, Jun 12, 2019 :
    So craic is better than banter?
     

    #40