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[Contest] Poetry + Pics. Show the beauty of Almond.

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Nebula Blue or Almond?

  1. Almond is gorgeous.

    88 vote(s)
    35.6%
  2. Nebula Blue can't be beat.

    159 vote(s)
    64.4%
  1. theshinybeast
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    theshinybeast , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Of course. Banter is generally a cover for petty insults and is the excuse of a would be bully.
     

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  2. theshinybeast
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019


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  3. Hydra Bob
    Starting Point Expert Jun 12, 2019

    Hydra Bob , Jun 12, 2019 :
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who dropped his phone in a bucket
    But much to his woe
    'Twas not a 7 pro
    And his poor phone ne'er did leave that bucket

    But then on his way to Poughkeepsie
    To show his dear friends and family
    His marvelous phone all shiny and new
    Clad in a hue of most wondrous blue
    When much to his dismay did he see

    A tweet from his mate in Richmond
    That the pro could be had in almond
    In a fit of jealousy
    He said how could this be
    I must have this phone whose speed goes beyond

    But on a brief respite in Auburn
    That's when his luck did turn
    For then did he see a contest from dear Ruby G
    And he exclaimed with great glee
    Through my poetry shall I earn this phone for which I yearn


    P.S. I know a phone isn't the prize that's just where the limericks took me.
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2019

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  4. The1Lion
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    The1Lion , Jun 12, 2019 :
    It was dinner time, so the editor was not available :p
     

    #44
  5. The1Lion
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    The1Lion , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Hey, I know that guy!
     

    #45
  6. meatandy
    Oreo Jun 12, 2019

    meatandy , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Why do I even bother ...:unamused::sweatsmile:
     

    #46
  7. yusdyugandhar
    Gingerbread Jun 12, 2019


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  8. meatandy
    Oreo Jun 12, 2019

    meatandy , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Sometimes you feel like a nut,
    Sometimes you don't.

    Almond brings joy ...

    Sometimes you feel like a nut
    Sometimes you don't.

    Almond's got class
    Other phones don't.

    Almonds got rich smooth texture
    Seemless display and Warp charge , too

    Almonds got deep luxurious color

    Triple camera ooh..... !

    Sometimes you feel like a nut
    Sometimes you don't.

    Almond brings joy
    Other phones don't.

    @Carl and @Pete ' Almond got nuts .
    Tim Cook's don't

    Because...
    Sometimes you feel like a nut
    Sometimes you don't.
     

    #48
  9. Starcommander
    KitKat Jun 12, 2019

    Starcommander , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Dude... :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     

    #49
    buntycubal, cdnfarmer and meatandy like this.
  10. The1Lion
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    The1Lion , Jun 12, 2019 :
    All that and not one mentioned of coconut? :rolleyes::p
     

    #50
    meatandy, Hydra Bob and MR.BEN312 like this.
  11. Starcommander
    KitKat Jun 12, 2019

    Starcommander , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Year ago You made me wonder;
    How cool was the color of thunder...

    As time flew you launched a new color ;
    And I was stoked with beauty of her....

    The color was none other than almond;
    Its pure elegance had me stunned...

    Warp charge with 90hz display made me cry
    Why didn't I wait for 6 months; sigh.... :confounded:

    Her beautiful curves, make me blush
    Perhaps its my destiny, I never get my crush :sob:
     

    #51
  12. The1Lion
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    The1Lion , Jun 12, 2019 :
    I thought I wanted Blue, until I saw you.
    Almond and Gold, looking so bold!

    I must resist, my pocketbook insist,
    a cruel twist, cannot afford this!

    My head starts to swirl,
    hey look! A squirrel!

    Smooth and fast, dig up your stash,
    available now to buy, get it or cry!

    What?!?!? It's not running Q?
    OnePlus shame on you!

    Perhaps I still want Blue,
    You want it too, don't you?
     

    #52
  13. the_o2
    Marshmallow Jun 12, 2019

    the_o2 , Jun 12, 2019 :
    I saw a lady who looks like a moon,
    Hell no it's a @Ruby G. 's spoon.
    What she having a Almond Phone,
    Hell yeah this beautiful beast
    coming to me soon.
     

    #53
  14. hotsauce
    Lollipop Jun 12, 2019

    hotsauce , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Oh Nebula blue! You're such a bae.
    I bought you because Almond wasn't available at launch day.
    Don't be jealous, at least you got 4 more gig of ram mmmkay?

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    #54
  15. B1559902852161
    Cupcake Jun 12, 2019


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  16. sethhimanshu
    Cupcake Jun 12, 2019

    sethhimanshu , Jun 12, 2019 :
    Here's my Ode


    Oh my Oh my One plus pro
    It is something which always grow(s),
    Runs so smooth and never slow(s)
    Oh my Oh my One plus pro

    One plus is like my bro; something you can never throw
    Oh my Oh my One plus pro
     

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    buntycubal, Ruby G. and G_plusone like this.
  17. AlinkeelPraveen
    Honeycomb Jun 12, 2019

    AlinkeelPraveen , Jun 12, 2019 :
    My ode to the OP7 Almond



    The Almond-glossy Seven
    Looks like straight from heaven

    Its shiny golden hue
    Flatters you in any view

    That creamy colour so lovely
    With that logo awesome lively

    Salute to the team with all our might
    For this design which is beauty at its height
     

    #57
  18. AlinkeelPraveen
    Honeycomb Jun 12, 2019

    AlinkeelPraveen , Jun 12, 2019 :
    That's really nice.. [e]1f604[/e]
     

    #58
    buntycubal and Starcommander like this.
  19. Starcommander
    KitKat Jun 12, 2019


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    buntycubal likes this.
  20. V1560318780637
    Cupcake Jun 12, 2019


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