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Dash Charge, Now For Humans.

  1. Chris dB Social Media Staff Member Mar 31, 2017

    Chris dB, Mar 31, 2017 :
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    Friends,

    What if we told you that you inherently possess the ability to cut your sleep cycle down from 8 hours to half an hour a day? Last year, we released a highly specialized charging technology. Dash Charge received world-wide acclaim for its ability to provide the OnePlus 3 and 3T with a day’s power in half an hour. The popularity of Dash Charge inspired us on our mission to deliver another product offering the same revolutionary capabilities in a new form. This year, we’ve synthesized a new energy enhancement agent based on the Dash Charge formula to arm humans in their fight against sleep. We call it: Dash Energy. After the first sip, we’re sure you’ll call it your new way of life.


    What is it?
    The DASH Energy Augmentation Component is a neural performance enhancer instilled into a caffeinated beverage suitable for human consumption. It triggers an instant response in the central nervous system of the consumer, and has been shown to effect an immediate increase in alertness, energy and concentration levels. Synthesized through an undisclosed chemical method, it was created in an effort to grant humans all of the benefits of Dash Charge.

    Where can I get it?
    What you’re about to read is classified information. Do you wish to be liberated from the shackles of sleep? Stop wasting away your nights in bed and join us. To keep our exclusive product safe from the shady organizations that benefit from the sleep deception, Dash Energy will not be sold through our online channels. Find out when and where you will be able to get your hands on Dash Energy on our dedicated page.

    Together we stand, asleep we fall.


    Never Settle.

    P.S. You’ll need to be properly equipped to help the Dash Movement in the days to come. Make sure your phone doesn’t run out of juice any faster than you do, and gear up with the Dash Power Bundle now.
     

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  2. dsmonteiro Community Consultant Community Expert Mar 31, 2017

    dsmonteiro, Mar 31, 2017 :
    Aren't you guys a day early, this year?
     
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  9. youbi Portuguese POC Assistant Head Moderator Mar 31, 2017

    youbi, Mar 31, 2017 :
    I guess that's because the dash charge is so powerful that takes you even ahead of time. :sweatsmile::tearsofjoy:
     

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  15. Ceasedd Marshmallow Mar 31, 2017

    Ceasedd, Mar 31, 2017 :
    Today is March 31st not April Fool's day .....
     

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  16. aarki Gingerbread Mar 31, 2017

    aarki, Mar 31, 2017 :
    This is for
    Other OnePlus device who don't have dash charger capability:tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
     

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  17. youbi Portuguese POC Assistant Head Moderator Mar 31, 2017

    youbi, Mar 31, 2017 :
    So this is what the Oneplus employees have been drinking lately? :tonguewink: So that means that we need to be ready for a bombastic* new device.

    *well as long as you don't go too far and do it Note 7 style. :innocent::sweatsmile: :tearsofjoy:
     
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  20. gaster KitKat Moderator Mar 31, 2017

    gaster, Mar 31, 2017 :
    Haha. Good one :p However i am not drinking energy drinks so, real or april's fool it's the same for me ^^
     

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