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  1. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Are you trying to test Martini knowledge, or James Bond knowledge fcuk olives?
     

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  2. Hydra Bob Starting Point Expert Mar 7, 2019

    Hydra Bob, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Well the purists would tell you and they'd be right that it isn't a real martini without the gin. Also shaking is supposedly a faux pas when it comes to gin cocktails but it all tastes like turpentine to me so I wouldn't know there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     

  3. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Mar 7, 2019 :
    I drink factory lager and 2nd-cheapest on the menu red wine, wtf would I know?
     

  4. KeepTransisting The Lab - OnePlus 7 Pro Reviewer Mar 7, 2019

    KeepTransisting, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Well they can **** themselves. A shaken dirty vodka martini is amazing
     

  5. Hydra Bob Starting Point Expert Mar 7, 2019

    Hydra Bob, Mar 7, 2019 :
    I prefer the vodka version myself. I've just always thought it was amusing that in their attempts to have him sound sophisticated they actually made him come off as an uncultured philistine to the real martini connoisseurs.
     

  6. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Mar 7, 2019 :
    It was the '50s, international travel was still damn exotic. No chavs turning up at the airport in their sweatpants with donkey souvenirs and 600 duty free cigarettes stuffed under their arms.

    He also thought that the Walther PPK was a pretty cool gun, you have to make allowances for the times.
     

  7. Hydra Bob Starting Point Expert Mar 7, 2019

    Hydra Bob, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Well to be fair he didn't exactly have a whole lot of other choices that he could shove into his speedo and not have it seem...erm a little bit conspicuous.
     

  8. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Mar 7, 2019 :
    "Is that a .32 ACP in your pants or are you just pleased to see me"?

    "Shut up Ivanahavitoff, and show me how you Russian girls like it rough".
     

  9. yourdesiredusername Lollipop Mar 7, 2019


  10. Neddard Lollipop Mar 7, 2019

    Neddard, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Couldn't play several days ago. Working.
    Probably woulda fallen of the hospital rooftop... or gotten fired. ;)
     

  11. yourdesiredusername Lollipop Mar 7, 2019

    yourdesiredusername, Mar 7, 2019 :
    aw no fun :p
     

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  13. yourdesiredusername Lollipop Mar 7, 2019

    yourdesiredusername, Mar 7, 2019 :
    have you watched Peaky Blinders?

    My god. that's all I'll say.
     

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  14. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Considering that I work from home 90% of the time, you wouldn't believe the list of stuff I haven't got around to watching yet. Why watch well crafted, high quality TV series when you can watch some random nobodies arguing on youtube.
     

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  15. yourdesiredusername Lollipop Mar 7, 2019

    yourdesiredusername, Mar 7, 2019 :
    put it at the top of your list because I said so
     

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  16. theshinybeast Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    theshinybeast, Mar 7, 2019 :
    You seem quite shaken? Why do that comment stir you into action?
     

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  18. SJBoss Lollipop Mar 7, 2019

    SJBoss, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Airplane 1980 eh?
     

  19. theshinybeast Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019


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  20. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Mar 7, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Mar 7, 2019 :
    Olives are the devil's droppings, and they don't belong in a drink any more than they do on a pizza.