Embarassing child moments LET'S GO!

  1. zoesky
    Honeycomb Jan 12, 2015

    zoesky , Jan 12, 2015 :
    hahaha! Im sorry that happened to you.
    I had the lovely opportunity to sneeze/fart in math class and watching everyone scoot away like I had the plague. guess the sneeze wasnt loud enough... :oops:

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  2. zoesky
    Honeycomb Jan 12, 2015

    zoesky , Jan 12, 2015 :
    lmfao!!! I bet the acoustics were amazing!!! was it like a cathedral type church?! with high ceilings?

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  3. Richbking
    Froyo Jan 12, 2015

    Richbking , Jan 12, 2015 :
    Oh yeah you could've heard it anywhere in the sanctuary. And to top it off my friend busted out laughing. His parents were mortified.

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  4. thihaz
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 12, 2015

    thihaz , Jan 12, 2015 :
    Took part in eat biscuits and run race, i just ate the biscuits and walked like a boss while my parents were screaming to run and finished the biscuits. I already got my biscuits, why run? :p

  5. ikutoisahobo
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 12, 2015

    ikutoisahobo , Jan 12, 2015 :
    Power cable wasn't coming out of the outlet, so I thought using the pizza cutter to pry it out of the wall outlet would be a good idea, thank god it was a rubber handle otherwise I'd be toast, cause I know the outlet basically melted itself in a glorious display of sparks and blue.

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  6. Tempestx
    Froyo Jan 12, 2015

    Tempestx , Jan 12, 2015 :
    reminds me of a time I shoved a fork into a electrical outlet. got black hands and a mad grandma.

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  7. gaster
    Moderator Moderator Jan 12, 2015

    gaster , Jan 12, 2015 :
    I was very small child while i was out with my mom and couldn't resist. I shit in my pants :D

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  8. forgetfartuun
    Jelly Bean Jan 12, 2015

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  9. Richbking
    Froyo Jan 12, 2015

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  10. Genxxv
    Honeycomb Jan 12, 2015

    Genxxv , Jan 12, 2015 :
    6th grade, Got my first wood... We where in gym and we where playing volleyball. I like to think that i was the original hipster. my pants so tight you couldn't fit a quarter down them. when one of the girls she saw it she stopped and kind of stared for a second. and it was one of those moments where in a movie the music would stop with a record screech. the gym teacher walked over to me and she was super nice, me doing my best to play through. she told me to hit the showers. i went in there and started showering up. when i discovered (yeah, you guessed it. the rub and tug) contrary to my personal wants i decided to keep this crazy amazing feeling to myself to rediscover at home.. after all i had no idea what was going to go down.. anyway the situation hadn't subsided and i went to dry off and get dressed, got a little to excited and up went the zipper. for the most painful moment of my life. tears came and i put a shirt over it, i went to the nurses office and cried so hard my mom had to pick me up. after that i had to wear sweats and pants with elastics for about 30 days... while i was taught lessons about the "glory of becoming a man"

    tldr : got a boner, caught my nintendo wii caught in my zipper and mom picked me up and talked to me about masturbating

  11. zoesky
    Honeycomb Jan 12, 2015

    zoesky , Jan 12, 2015 :
    lemme guess, you've been a regular ever since...lol

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  12. pelijaw
    Honeycomb Jan 12, 2015

    pelijaw , Jan 12, 2015 :
    In junior high, we were writing a math quiz and after I finished, I just ripped a huge *** fart ,was lmao and I seriously didn't give a f*ck. But then it seemed I started a trend in that class because there were several other people releasing huge farts after me as loud as they could

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  13. UnrealPixels
    Cupcake Jan 12, 2015

    UnrealPixels , Jan 12, 2015 :
    When my teacher asked me what i would bring to a camping trip i said condom. thought condom was slang for books

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  14. juststeve
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 12, 2015

  15. digitalnyc
    Donut Jan 12, 2015

    digitalnyc , Jan 12, 2015 :
    1st grade Christmas show in elementary school. Thought my mom kept waving hello to me, so I kept waving back. Then I fell off the stage and got wedged between a grand piano and the stage. The piano made one of those sounds like when you see them dropped onto characters in a cartoon. The teacher playing the paino nearly had a heart attack. It was a great show. My mom was trying to tell me to move back.

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  16. ForeverFearless
    Eclair Jan 12, 2015

    ForeverFearless , Jan 12, 2015 :
    I was around 12 at the time, I was at Battersea Park at a Jamaica Day celebration. It was time to leave and we were making our way back to where our car was parked. I caught this cute boy walking a little behind me, we were exchanging glances and smiling I was guessing at eachothere lol. You all know sleeping policemen, the tall ones. now near to the exit there was a a few rows of them. I was chatting with my cousins all the while and I decided to jump over one, only to fall head first when I glanced to look if he was watching I saw him smirking. I wanted to disappear

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  17. Genxxv
    Honeycomb Jan 12, 2015

    Genxxv , Jan 12, 2015 :
    Not going to lie, for the first few weeks i hit that thing hard. you would have thought it owed me money. but after a few days of being semi dehydrated. things became slightly more normal...

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  18. MoePlusMoe
    Froyo Jan 12, 2015

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  19. ForeverFearless
    Eclair Jan 12, 2015

    ForeverFearless , Jan 12, 2015 :
    me too! Just the other day I was at a fabric store, the guy was waving at my baby, but I thought it was me, I even said hey lol

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  20. thihaz
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jan 12, 2015

    thihaz , Jan 12, 2015 :

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