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[Game] Corrupt a wish

  1. Phoenixflame
    Honeycomb Sep 16, 2014

    Phoenixflame , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but they're fluro vomit green and comes with the smell of snot and vomit mixed in a barf bag with a dash of above-mentioned anal chocolate.

    I wish I could re-partake in this game... My genie is dead.
     

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  2. moonwyrm
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 16, 2014

    moonwyrm , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but every time you mention anal chocolate you suffer painful electric shocks.

    I wish I had a fast forward button for life.
     

  3. Phoenixflame
    Honeycomb Sep 16, 2014


  4. HIJ
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    HIJ , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, stop button equals death.....

    I wish for a pause AND rewind button, next to the play button!
     

  5. EddieR6
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    EddieR6 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    granted, Sony goes bankrupt. I wish I crossfiters weren't annoying
     

  6. FunkyFerdi
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    FunkyFerdi , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but you can´t choose how far you´ll go back. I wish for a resurrected Carl Barks who makes new Donald Duck comics.
     

  7. HIJ
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    HIJ , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but resurrecting him went wrong, giving him the mental age of a3 year old, so his comics are a bit....
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    I wish for an icecream soda
     

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  8. nCode
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    nCode , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted. But tonight you'll get an exploding diarrhea.
    I wish I had a third arm
     

  9. superplus
    Head Moderator Head Moderator Sep 16, 2014

    superplus , Sep 16, 2014 :
    granted, but it's only about 10 cm long and located on your ***, so you sit on it every time you sit down

    I wish it were sunnier here today
     

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  10. mahurd
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    mahurd , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, however you only have hot water in the house! ( it's a weak reply i know )
    I wish for unlimited Ice cream
     

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  11. sammothlee
    Donut Sep 16, 2014


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  12. singh898
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014


  13. HIJ
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    HIJ , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Hey, that's beyond the scope of this game...! That's faul play, your disqualified!

    However, thinking twice about it, your wish is granted, it doesn't rain as much anymore, it pours continously forever onwards.... Think not bucketloads, think truckloads...!!!

    I wish I could sing
     

  14. Zeus369
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 16, 2014

    Zeus369 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but you can only sing when nude in public, at which point everyone is too busy laughing at your shortcomings to even notice your singing voice.

    I wish to be on a nude beach with several hot and sexy women.
     

  15. Estelwen
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    Estelwen , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but you have to be covered with fur under burning hot summer sun and you will be always scared of water.

    I wish I could breath under water.
     

  16. Morishno
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014


  17. jofrazzi
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 16, 2014

    jofrazzi , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but now you can't breath air and you can only breath in deep ocean water.

    I wish I could understands girls
     

  18. Estelwen
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    Estelwen , Sep 16, 2014 :
    LOL GARNTED, but you wont be able to talk with any of us eventho you totally understand us.

    I wish to have a JOB!
     

  19. jofrazzi
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 16, 2014

    jofrazzi , Sep 16, 2014 :
    So mean :X

    I wish I could understand girls and be able to talk to them! :)P)

    Granted, but you have to work upside down
     

  20. Xemnal
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    Xemnal , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Granted, but it is working as a test dummy for car companies. I wish I had superstrength.