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[Game] Corrupt a wish

  1. guideme101
    Jelly Bean Jun 9, 2014

    guideme101 , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted but you should of gone to Oxford University then a research about Albert Einstein to get it but you aint smart enough
    I wish I could run as fast as usain bolt
     

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  2. archangelz
    Donut Jun 9, 2014

    archangelz , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted, but you run so fast you take off and can never land again. You cannot even land to eat or defecate and eventually you die of dehydration and your body just continues to float in the air wherever you died.

    I wish I had Quicksilvers powers from the new X-Men movie.
     

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  3. yaser
    Eclair Jun 9, 2014

    yaser , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted but you are now a world notorious bad guy who will be defeated and thrown in jail in approximately 18 minutes

    I wish I was incorruptable
     

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  4. Yapapi
    Honeycomb Jun 9, 2014

    Yapapi , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted, when you recieve an invite to buy the Oneplus One, thanks to a system error, you give it to me because you feel I deserve it more ;).

    I wish Australia was just off the coast of the United States.
     

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  5. hannika
    Gingerbread Jun 9, 2014

    hannika , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted, but all the deadly animals now live in america too
    I wish I was well rested even after an hour of sleep.
     

  6. archangelz
    Donut Jun 9, 2014

    archangelz , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted, but you are now restless every hour you are actually awake.

    I wish it wouldn't rain so much and be sunny where I live
     

  7. Yapapi
    Honeycomb Jun 9, 2014

    Yapapi , Jun 9, 2014 :
    Granted, you have skin cancers, lots and lots of skin cancer.
    I wish for Super Bowl tickets.
     

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  8. yaser
    Eclair Jun 9, 2014

    yaser , Jun 9, 2014 :
    granted but your transportation is delayed for 3 days and you miss the game
    I wish for world peace
     

  9. archangelz
    Donut Jun 10, 2014

    archangelz , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted, life becomes entirely peaceful with nothing of interest going on. There is no conflict, there is no drama in the world. Just serene peace where nothing happens. Everyday becomes the same as the next which is the same as the next. Even the weather starts refusing the be anything but calm a peaceful. Eventually every day blends together and people start killing themselves out of sheer boredom.

    I wish Americans used less drones to do their dirty work
     

  10. Parsa A
    Gingerbread Jun 10, 2014

    Parsa A , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted, but now they use Bill O'Riley to command all of their troops on missions instead.

    I wish I can control and experience my dreams for longer.
     

  11. SanjifR3
    Honeycomb Jun 10, 2014

    SanjifR3 , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted but instead they breed the next generation of genetically enhanced soldiers with no consciousness. They just destroy enemies of the US. They make Captain America seem like the scrawny little kid he was before his treatment.

    I wish it was 2 weeks from now.
     

  12. Yapapi
    Honeycomb Jun 10, 2014

    Yapapi , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted, in 4 weeks time it will be 2 weeks from now.
    I wish we could have pet meerkats.
     

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  13. archangelz
    Donut Jun 10, 2014

    archangelz , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted, but these meerkats acquire a taste for human blood, are hyper intelligent and they multiply faster than rabbits. One night, while you are asleep, they break out of their cage and swarm you. You are eaten alive by a thousands of tiny little bits as you are weighed down by a truck full of meerkats and cannot get away.

    I wish I could come up with funnier one liners faster than Arnold could in Commando
     

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  14. yaser
    Eclair Jun 10, 2014

    yaser , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted but you now look like this[​IMG]

    I wish for the ability and skill to fix/ hack / modify anything
     

  15. Carniveau
    Honeycomb Jun 10, 2014

    Carniveau , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted, but you hacked off your own penis thus modifying your body.

    I wish I can sleep with every girl in my apartment complex.
     

  16. scruff72
    Honeycomb Jun 10, 2014

    scruff72 , Jun 10, 2014 :
    Granted....but you have to receive an invite first.
    I wish I was a purple unicorn.
     

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  17. zorglub
    Gingerbread Jun 11, 2014

    zorglub , Jun 11, 2014 :
    Granted, you are now a purple unicorn. You live a simple life close to nature and couldn't be happier, free of all constraints of human life. One day you hear someone singing in the woods and are drawn to the melody. It's a girl dressed in medieval clothes and her voice is the most beautiful you have ever heard. You get closer and closer and the singing is so relaxing you fall asleep on her lap. That's the good life of a unicorn...
    However, in one of his notebooks Leonardo da Vinci wrote:
    "The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it."
    It was a trap, but unlike those silly online memes, the horn was yours. The medieval fair will be serving purple unicorn meat tonight.

    I wish I had a mango tree producing plenty of extremely tasty, safe to eat and of regular size, mangoes.
     
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  18. archangelz
    Donut Jun 11, 2014

    archangelz , Jun 11, 2014 :
    Granted, but you are yourself trapped in a transparent unbreakable bubble. You can see and smell your magnificent mango tree, but you cannot free yourself to eat one of the mangoes.

    I wish the company provided free pizza burgers for lunch
     

  19. Gryken
    Cupcake Jun 11, 2014

    Gryken , Jun 11, 2014 :
    Here's your free pizza burgers for lunch but because it's free, it's leftovers from the night before from the bar across the street with a bad stench and that bar is known for bad pizza burgers.

    I wish that all my wishes comes true
     

  20. Carniveau
    Honeycomb Jun 11, 2014

    Carniveau , Jun 11, 2014 :
    Granted, but one day at work you wished that you were in bed sleeping. Only to never wake up thus forever trapped in a sleep state.

    I wish I was invisible.