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Giving Away my invites. Got three to give away

  1. dannysingh
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 24, 2014

    dannysingh , Jul 24, 2014 :
    That is great stuff!! May God bless you with many more years of happiness!
     

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  2. dansamy
    Honeycomb Jul 24, 2014

    dansamy , Jul 24, 2014 :
    How about a "pick an oyster" pearl at Epcot. You'd have to arrange it ahead of time for a special oyster to have her engagement ring inside it. OR you could have her choose a regular oyster & pick a ring setting, but when you pick it up it's her engagement ring.
     

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  3. bprasad
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014


  4. JBCJackson
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 24, 2014

    JBCJackson , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Looking for a proposal idea?
    Lol I got you bro, you're on a rooftop with the bride hopefully to be and you distract her and with something..., while shes looking in the other direction you do a fake scream and fall off the building.. Obviously there should be one of those big air cushions there to break your fall but when she's in shock and looks offer the edge there should be a banner saying would you marry me. Lol.... Bro... Might have to steal that for when its my time XD
     

  5. Condoz
    Honeycomb Jul 24, 2014

    Condoz , Jul 24, 2014 :
    no probs...the one with the ring while sleeping sounded good to me
     

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  6. jeff_dunn
    Honeycomb Jul 24, 2014

    jeff_dunn , Jul 24, 2014 :
    There is a thread for military members with a list of people waiting for invites. Just pick one off of the list. Probably the top one.
     

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  7. jhoannax
    Cupcake Jul 24, 2014

    jhoannax , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Combine all the things your girlfriend loves and give her a day dedicated to her. Then once the day comes to a end, propose :) Receiving an invite would be greatly appreciate!
     

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  8. emailtoluke
    Eclair Jul 24, 2014

    emailtoluke , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Yeah, I've heard similar ideas... my bro in law set up a scavenger hunt with a bunch of little prizes, and locations (all her favourite things & places), and then at the end surprised her down on one knee with the ring and long stemmed roses.
    It went over pretty well from what I heard ;)
     

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  9. 69gm
    Jelly Bean Jul 24, 2014

    69gm , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Take your time. :D

    Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
    A: Pump kin!

    Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
    A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.

    Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
    A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

    Q: Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down? A: There's nothing worth craping on!

    Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
    A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

    Q. What's the difference between a Marshall University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
    A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

    Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
    A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

    Q: Why do Marshall grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

    Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Marshall University campus?
    A: A visitor.

    Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over West Virginia?
    A: He wanted an academic challenge!

    Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Marshall University library?
    A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

    Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of West Virginia's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
    A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

    Q: What does the average Marshall University student get on his SAT?
    A: Drool.

    Q: How many Marshall University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, it's a sophomore course.

    Q: How do you make University of West Virginia cookies?
    A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

    Q: If you have a car containing a Mountaineers wide receiver, a Mountaineers linebacker, and a Mountaineers defensive back, who is driving the car?
    A: The cop.

    Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in West Virginia?
    A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

    Q: How do you casterate an West Virginia Mountaineers fan?
    A: Kick his sister in the mouth

    Q: Whats the difference between the West Virginia Mountaineers and cheerios?
    A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

    Q: Why do Marshall Thundering Herd students have TGIF on their shoes?
    A: Toes Go In First!

    Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Marshall Thundering Herd campus?
    A. An undergraduate degree.

    Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Marshall University?
    A: They cause too much brain damage!

    Q: What should you do if you find three University Of West Virginia football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
    A: Get more cement.

    Q: What's the difference between an West Virginia fan and a carp?
    A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

    Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in West Virginia?
    A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

    Q. How did the Marshall grad die from drinking milk?
    A. The cow fell on him!

    Q: What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?
    A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

    Q: What do they call students who go to Marshall?
    A: Rejects from West Virginia!

    Q: What does a West Virginia fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
    A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

    Q: What do you call a West Virginia mountaineer in a BCS bowl game?
    A: A referee.

    Q: What do West Virginia and Marshall students have in common?
    A: They both got in to Marshall

    Q: What's the difference between an West Virginia football player and a dollar?
    A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

    Q: Did you hear that Marshall's football team doesn't have a website?
    A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

    Q: How many Marshall grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!

    Q: What are the best four years of an Marshall grads life?
    A: Third grade

    Q: What does a West Virginia native and a bottle of beer have in common?
    A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

    Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of West Virginia have in common?
    A: They both end up in trailer parks.

    Q: What do the University of West Virginia and pot have in common?
    A: They both get smoked in bowls!

    Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in West Virginia?
    A. With a restraining order.

    Q. What's the first thing an Marshall University girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
    A. Walks home.

    Q: What do you call an West Virginia football player with a championship ring?
    A: A thief!

    Q: What is a West Virginia fan's favorite whine?
    A: "We can't beat Connecticut."

    Q: Why does a Mountaineers fan pour his cereal on a plate?
    A: He lost his bowls.

    Q: How do you stop a West Virginia fan from beating his wife?
    A: Dress her in Connecticut Blue!

    Q: What did the West Virginia female say after sex?
    A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

    Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Mountaineers fan?
    A: The bucket.

    Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Mountaineers games anymore?
    A: The student who knew the recipe graduated

    Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in West Virginia? A: No one would look for them.
     

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  10. navkakan
    Cupcake Jul 24, 2014

    navkakan , Jul 24, 2014 :
    I see you liked the joke and damn sure you laughed your lungs out :rolleyes:. Can i get the invite please
     

  11. dannysingh
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 24, 2014

    dannysingh , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Very cool way to give away invites!! Makes it much more interesting.
     

  12. btbrotherton
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    btbrotherton , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Just take her to a beach at sunset, even a lake beach. Write her a song if you can, or even a poem. Then get on your knees and read her the poem / sing her the song and watch the sun set. Don't try too hard or do anything too weird, it's cheesy and 8/10 girls will think it's awkward.

    Plus a lot of the people trying to be original are mostly doing for other people's attention (when it's in public or posted on YouTube)

    Anyway, good luck, I just got married recently it's pretty great.
     

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  13. Slyck
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    Slyck , Jul 24, 2014 :
    That's a damn hard one... :) thank you though.
     

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  14. emailtoluke
    Eclair Jul 24, 2014

    emailtoluke , Jul 24, 2014 :

    Who is going to read through all of those!?
    Personally I stopped after the 1st joke.
     

  15. istwo
    Honeycomb Jul 24, 2014


  16. btbrotherton
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014


  17. addtemp
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 24, 2014


  18. btbrotherton
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    btbrotherton , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Lol, how coincidental! (note I didn't misuse ironic in this situation like most people would in the recent past).
     

  19. Slyck
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    Slyck , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Funny Shit! hope it wasnt a cut and paste from google. Looking for original gems man.
     

  20. btbrotherton
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    btbrotherton , Jul 24, 2014 :
    West Virginia, one of the few states where you can knock out your sister and beat your wife with one punch.
     

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