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Giving Away my invites. Got three to give away

  1. btbrotherton
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    btbrotherton , Jul 24, 2014 :
    What do you call a family reunion in West Virginia?

    An orgy



    (I feel like this could possibly be an existing joke, but I came to it on my own)
     

  2. Yapine
    Gingerbread Jul 24, 2014


  3. Slyck
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    Slyck , Jul 24, 2014 :
    I actually live in MD. But I'm in love love the gorgeous girl from WV and I like to give her a hard time...
     

  4. abdu97
    Donut Jul 24, 2014

    abdu97 , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Take her out on a hill top and as the sunsets get down on one knee and propose to her
     

  5. dannysingh
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 24, 2014

    dannysingh , Jul 24, 2014 :
    lol - I'm sure there will be plenty of people on here who would be more than happy to show you how to share them!!
     

  6. cawatts2
    Cupcake Jul 24, 2014

    cawatts2 , Jul 24, 2014 :
    for a romantic night.. When she gets off work. Give her a foot massage (and shoulders if you really want to blow her mind) Order delivery for dinner and enjoy what happens next :D IT works everytime.
     

  7. 69gm
    Jelly Bean Jul 24, 2014

    69gm , Jul 24, 2014 :
    LOL. I meant my original joke about WV.

    BTW, I wanted to give you lots of ammo to use so feel free to fire away at her! ;)
     

  8. garrickchan
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 24, 2014

    garrickchan , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Thanks for the opportunity to get an invite!

    West Virginia Joke:
    Q: What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
    A: Someone always loses a trailer.

    Cool Proposal idea:

    1. Give your better half a sensual massage, and save the left hand for last. As you massage that hand, slip the ring on and be ready to pop the question.

    2. Write it on a jigsaw puzzle! Get a blank puzzle kit and write out your marriage proposal on it. Break it up and have her solve it. Hoping she enjoys jigsaw puzzles.

    Good luck on your proposal and good luck to me in getting an invite hopefully!
     

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  9. standaside
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    standaside , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over West Virginia?

    He wanted an academic challenge. :D

    I live in MD, BTWs. So that invite would be very helpful.
     

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  10. sumrocker182
    Eclair Jul 24, 2014


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  11. MorganWantsaOnePlusOne
    Cupcake Jul 24, 2014

    MorganWantsaOnePlusOne , Jul 24, 2014 :
    I would love an invite to give to my wife she has wanted the phone for ages but still doesn't have a invite right now she is sleeping but i would love to see the reaction she gets when she finds out I got her a invite
     

  12. Slyck
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    Slyck , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Funny. :)
     

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  13. Mowais1
    Donut Jul 24, 2014

    Mowais1 , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
    Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
     

  14. techvudu
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014


  15. Asd2724815
    Eclair Jul 24, 2014

    Asd2724815 , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Sheep Coitus A West Virginia Moutaineers fan and a Pittsburgh Panthers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the West Virginia fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the West Virginia fan said "We Mountaineers never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Pittsburgh fan, "Your turn"... And the Panthers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

    Do you know West Virginia state law forbid people snooze on a train?
     

  16. 69gm
    Jelly Bean Jul 24, 2014

    69gm , Jul 24, 2014 :
    In terms of letting the person know, PM is usually the best.

    About proposing, when I proposed, all kinds of corny ideas went through my head (flash mob, friends and family all around, etc). I was even going to hire the pastry chef at the restaurant we were going to to make a chocolate box that had the ring in there (for dessert). I opted out of this one only because I really didn't trust leaving the ring with the restaurant...

    Anyway, in the end, simple turned out to be the best move. Just me and her, after dinner, walking by a lagoon in the hotel (that's where the restaurant was), getting down on one knee...worked!

    Good luck to you in whatever idea you choose. Knots will fill your stomach, for sure!

    Hey I just got an idea! My avatar on a cake! No? :D
     

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  17. standaside
    Froyo Jul 24, 2014

    standaside , Jul 24, 2014 :
    Marriage proposal:
    Easiest way, through a fortune cookie. Write will you marry me on it, and have a chinese restaurant deliver it. :D
     

  18. Mowais1
    Donut Jul 24, 2014

    Mowais1 , Jul 24, 2014 :
    How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

    If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
     

  19. sumrocker182
    Eclair Jul 24, 2014


  20. Asd2724815
    Eclair Jul 24, 2014


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