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Giving out 1 invite for best joke

  1. ohamn
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014

    ohamn , Jul 15, 2014 :
    A man is standing in the hotel reception filling in his information.
    When he finished and got his key card he turns to leave for the elevator.
    As he turns, his elbow goes into the left breast of the stunning looking woman next to him.
    With a smile he said:
    "If your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me".
    The beautiful woman replied:
    "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, come follow me up to my room"!
     

  2. thechimpa
    Cupcake Jul 15, 2014

    thechimpa , Jul 15, 2014 :
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
     

  3. arohan_sambyal
    Cupcake Jul 15, 2014

    arohan_sambyal , Jul 15, 2014 :
    So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''
     

  4. zirolis
    Cupcake Jul 15, 2014


  5. MrCryCell
    Honeycomb Jul 15, 2014


  6. Blu
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014


  7. tvken2
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014

    tvken2 , Jul 15, 2014 :
    I tried to set my password as "Brazil's defense" but it told me it was too weak
     

  8. Rocha70
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014

    Rocha70 , Jul 15, 2014 :
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
     

  9. Hugo Costa
    Froyo Jul 15, 2014

    Hugo Costa , Jul 15, 2014 :
    a guy says: jonh had an accident and lost all of his left side, arm and leg !!!!
    another guy:OH MY GOD!
    the first guy goes:dont worry hes all right now :)
     

  10. neba123
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014

    neba123 , Jul 15, 2014 :
    I think that OnePlus One is only One phone that everyOne shuld have, so please be kind One and invite me for OnePlus One 64GB. Thank you in advance.
     

  11. JediBrooker
    Cupcake Jul 15, 2014


  12. aleros82
    Donut Jul 15, 2014


  13. josejr19
    Honeycomb Jul 15, 2014

  14. Milagroso
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 15, 2014

    Milagroso , Jul 15, 2014 :
    Did you see the monkey that hides from retards?......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................That's because it's hiding from you!
     

  15. grasso98
    Cupcake Jul 15, 2014

    grasso98 , Jul 15, 2014 :
    thats old
     

  16. Yang
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014

    Yang , Jul 15, 2014 :
    What is beautifull, fast, cheap and most of us can't get it?

    OnePlus One
     

  17. grasso98
    Cupcake Jul 15, 2014

    grasso98 , Jul 15, 2014 :
    That is so old
     

  18. yosh1sk
    Froyo Jul 15, 2014


  19. derjonathan
    Gingerbread Jul 15, 2014

    derjonathan , Jul 15, 2014 :
    Once upon a time an elephant said to a man, who was standing naked right in front of him:
    How can you breath through that thing?
    Worst joke ever!
     

  20. Escariot
    Eclair Jul 15, 2014

    Escariot , Jul 15, 2014 :
    God was just about finished creating Adam and Eve and He told them "Okay guys,
    I've got two attributes left to give you--one for each of you. I'm going to let
    you choose which you each want. The first is, you get to pee standing up."

    Adam jumps on that one right away. God says, "are you sure? You haven't heard
    the second one yet!" to which Adam replies, "no, this is fantastic! It's so
    convenient!" He's already standing around pissing on everything in sight when
    God says "Okay, Eve, I guess you get the multiple orgasms!"