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Got an invite that I won't be needing! Post your member# and tell me a joke.

  1. Anuaru
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014


  2. Namelus
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014

    Namelus , Aug 1, 2014 :
    If I win, please PM but I am going to sleep and won't be able to claim my prize so IF I do win please hold onto it for me? wow I am strecthing that 'IF', (this could eb funny but I am serious) :D
     

  3. kandisbunzler
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014

    kandisbunzler , Aug 1, 2014 :
    Did you have to tell jokes, ...make funny dances, ...post boobs, ...do whatsoever to get your invite ? Understand the invite system, don't understand the people who have to share something.
     

  4. krishjh
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014

    krishjh , Aug 1, 2014 :
    #83821 i would love an invite and well as for the joke cant be a bigger one than a grown man jumping from thread to thread asking for an invite! :)
     

  5. abhimanyuB
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014


  6. theslimshadyist
    Jelly Bean Aug 1, 2014


  7. jaspal100
    Honeycomb Aug 1, 2014

    jaspal100 , Aug 1, 2014 :
    speaking of jokes, i came here to read them xD coz i know the odds are very slim. joke is on you guys :p
     

  8. iampixl
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

    iampixl , Aug 1, 2014 :
    Why the chicken crossed the road? To see if his effort got him an invite!!! Tadum Tisss
     

  9. jshjx
    Jelly Bean Aug 1, 2014

    jshjx , Aug 1, 2014 :
    so the number is 50750.

    An old man was given a jar and asked to provide a sperm sample for his doctor. The next day he returned with the empty jar and explained, "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, then I tried with my left. I asked my wife to help. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door. Nothing."

    The doctor was shocked. He said, "You asked your neighbor?"

    "Yep," the old man replied. "None of us could get the jar open."
     

  10. jshjx
    Jelly Bean Aug 1, 2014

    jshjx , Aug 1, 2014 :
    okok i got another..

    After robbing a bank, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow." They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, "Woof, woof." Last, they kick the sack with the blond, and she says, "Po-ta-to."
     

  11. jshjx
    Jelly Bean Aug 1, 2014

    jshjx , Aug 1, 2014 :
    oh wait this too is pretty funny.

    A guy is walking past an insane asylum when he hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Curious, he finds a hole in the wall and looks in. Immediately he's poked in the eye, then everyone inside starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
     

  12. ME4Twaffle
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

    ME4Twaffle , Aug 1, 2014 :
    156689

    There once was a man from Nantucket. I started this joke, but eh, **** it...
     

  13. Lokesh Raj
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014


  14. Hanzalah
    Honeycomb Aug 1, 2014

  15. pamfile
    Gingerbread Aug 1, 2014

    pamfile , Aug 1, 2014 :
    if ur the one in the pic, u pretty haha
     

  16. seawie
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014


  17. lanbrown
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014


  18. derpawe
    Eclair Aug 1, 2014


  19. nirajmistry
    Froyo Aug 1, 2014


  20. leelittlewolf
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 1, 2014

    leelittlewolf , Aug 1, 2014 :
    Yes. We asians are funny.

    Give the man the god damn invite!