Are you expecting an invite chain or maybe some hack I discovered to generate invites? Well, sorry but I don't have any of that. What I have instead is something I learned by wandering around these forums for a while. Contrary to popular belief, you DO NOT have to contribute anything useful, you DO NOT have to help other people, you DO NOT have to try your luck at contests you know you'll never win.
What you have to do instead is very, very simple. What you have to do is...change gender! Ok, that might have sounded a little weird, please don't cut off your penis in hopes of getting an invite.
Here's a step by step tutorial just for you:
1) Go to
https://forums.oneplus.net/account/
2) In "status message" write something a teen girl would write, "I just did my nails lol #yolo" works wonders.
3) Look for a profile picture that is well balanced between cute, good looking, nerdy and some cleavage. Your sister's facebook profile will come handy.
4) Set your gender as female (duh), age between 18-24 for maximum invites.
5) NEVER put your real address, unless you want to find a horde of horny grandpas at your door.
6) Now you can unleash all of your girly interests and wonders in the "About You" section, but remember, you are a girl.
7) It's time to produce some invites! Go around the forum, whatever threads seem decently interesting, and post the most nonsensical idiocy you can think of. Some ICS+ level member posted a stupid and unfunny joke? Opportunity! Reply to him, with something along the lines of "Hahaha that's hilarious
" and I guarantee, you will get your invite before you realize you're an online transgender.
Now you might be thinking "oh hell no i'm not acting like a ho to get a stupid invite!" That's fine! But remember, if you want easy invites, there's no easier way.
Thanks for reading this shit, I think I need to go outside now.
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