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HOAX NEWS: OnePlus announces it WON'T release a Nougat based version of Oxygen OS for OnePlus 2.

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Have you ever ridden a scooter in office?

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  1. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017

    snoellien , Mar 21, 2017 :
    In a recent interview, OnePlus developers announced they would not be releasing a Nougat based version of Oxygen OS as previously announced. "We are a small company and simply do not have the time, " said the lead developer while riding a scooter inside OnePlus' large office.

    The marketing head @Carl clarified, "Amitabh Bachchan costs a lot of money, and we are giving away Rs.1,00,00,000 (163.47 USD) later this year in India as part of a contest. We have had to cut down on OS development staff to fund these activities". Pointing to the office scooters, he added, "The rest of the developers are riding the scooters, they don't ride themselves you know".

    When asked why was marketing taking up so many resources, he said "The Oneplus 1 and the Oneplus 2 customer's are to blame. If they just would have just gone ahead and bought the clearly superior Oneplus 3 or the ever so slightly more superior Oneplus 3T, like they were supposed to, they would not be complaining now. They would have the updated OS, as they wanted and we would not be spending all of this time and money trying to sell phones." Soon after he said this, he grabbed the last scooter and hurriedly scooted away to the loo.

    Amitabh Bachchan is a very old Indian actor who was the 1st, and the last host of India's version of who want's to be a millionaire, was recently signed to be the brand ambassador of OnePlus in India.

    P.S. This is obviously satire and not true, no one announces bad news unless they have to. But if OnePlus are true to themselves, it probably not only true, this is exactly what happened. Having said that, I think everyone should have a scooter in office and enough room to ride it.
     
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  2. jizang
    Lollipop Mar 21, 2017

    jizang , Mar 21, 2017 :
    you got too much time on your hands, and you wasted mine
     

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  3. Praty_28
    KitKat Mar 21, 2017

    Praty_28 , Mar 21, 2017 :
    Lmao riding scooter in an office nice idea!
    BEWARE clickbait title here! xD
     

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  4. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017

    snoellien , Mar 21, 2017 :
    And you wasted some more by typing your reply and a little more by reading this, which is my reply to your reply.
     

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  5. sfomin
    Nougat Mar 21, 2017


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  6. camohan
    Assistant Head Moderator Assistant Head Moderator Mar 21, 2017

    camohan , Mar 21, 2017 :
    Thread title edited to avoid wastage of ppl's time and moved the thread to off topic.
     

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  7. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017

    snoellien , Mar 21, 2017 :
    WTF, who changed the title, the overlord who did, please have the audacity to announce yourself. And you added such a crass word, "Hoax". I feel dirty and violated, and not in a good way. I cannot hire Shah Rukh Khan to get my point across, i have to use clickbait.
     

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  8. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017

    snoellien , Mar 21, 2017 :
    You are just one of @Carl 's minions aren't you (can I offer you a banana?). How can something so entertaining be a waste of time? And seriously how is this "off topic?"
     

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  9. Alpha Mike Foxtrot
    KitKat Mar 21, 2017


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  10. Dunnow
    The Lab - OnePlus 6 Reviewer Mar 21, 2017

    Dunnow , Mar 21, 2017 :
    I have a ping pong table :3
     

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  11. camohan
    Assistant Head Moderator Assistant Head Moderator Mar 21, 2017

    camohan , Mar 21, 2017 :
    I love bananas. Entertaining = off topic. Plus don't want users to get fooled by your click bait title. Entertainment belongs to off topic.
     

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  12. sfomin
    Nougat Mar 21, 2017

    sfomin , Mar 21, 2017 :
    i know, but that wont stop me from tagging you [​IMG] you can catch up after MBAs [​IMG]
     

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  13. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017

    snoellien , Mar 21, 2017 :
    You are hilarious!
     

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  14. sfomin
    Nougat Mar 21, 2017

    sfomin , Mar 21, 2017 :
    reminds me of this [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     

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  15. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017


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  16. SoniaB
    Community Hero 2020 Mar 21, 2017

    SoniaB , Mar 21, 2017 :
    SRK is crying for you

    58873514d44f424012017163556.gif
     

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  17. Alpha Mike Foxtrot
    KitKat Mar 21, 2017

    Alpha Mike Foxtrot , Mar 21, 2017 :
    If you were a superhero, I have a name for you. The Distractor. Superpowers: Distracts by pointing at pigeons and then steals your fries.
     

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  18. snoellien
    Ice Cream Sandwich Mar 21, 2017

    snoellien , Mar 21, 2017 :
    Hey @SoniaB long time. Get your fact's right. He is crying because Oneplus hired Amitabh and not him. ... oh wait @camohan moved us to the less "facty" part of the forum, you can say anything here.
     

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  19. sfomin
    Nougat Mar 21, 2017

    sfomin , Mar 21, 2017 :
    you gotta get your priorities right in life. creating weeklies is one of them [​IMG]
     

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  20. Dunnow
    The Lab - OnePlus 6 Reviewer Mar 21, 2017

    Dunnow , Mar 21, 2017 :
    yas! we have fun in the office :3
     

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