I have invites to share: Make me laugh

  1. evetjo
    Cupcake Sep 25, 2014

  2. peixinho3
    Eclair Sep 25, 2014

  3. Alphine77
    Cupcake Sep 25, 2014

    Alphine77 , Sep 25, 2014 :
    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

  4. evetjo
    Cupcake Sep 25, 2014

  5. David Lazau
    Cupcake Sep 25, 2014