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I have two invites -- make me laugh.

  1. etopenguin
    Donut Aug 10, 2014

  2. Patrick10
    Froyo Aug 10, 2014

    Patrick10 , Aug 10, 2014 :
    Here is the most unfunny joke I have heard (yes, a real joke):

    An old man walks in an Antique shop and asks "What's new?"
     

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  3. pommie78
    Donut Aug 10, 2014


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  4. supphone
    Eclair Aug 10, 2014


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  5. matthewjs
    Eclair Aug 10, 2014

    matthewjs , Aug 10, 2014 :
    A guy has an appointment at the dentist's in an hour's time. He cleans and flosses his teeth, rinses with mouthwash, etc. - and then his gorgeous girlfriend gets home from work early, and guess what? She's horny ;) They start kissing, then groping each other, and then she convinces him to go into the bedroom and do their favourite sexual position: a 69!
    So after half an hour of sweaty fun, the guy suddenly remembers his dentist's appointment. He runs into the bathroom, cleans his teeth again, flosses out the pubes from between his teeth, drinks half a bottle of mouthwash, then gets dressed and runs to his appointment with the dentist.
    Our hero is now sat in the chair, mouth open, confident and ready for inspection. The dentist leans over him and instantly exclaims: "Oh, man! You dirty animal! You've just done a 69 with someone, haven't you? How could you do that just before coming to the dentist? Don't you have any shame?"
    The guy's totally puzzled. "But how on earth could you know? I cleaned my teeth immediately afterwards, flossed out all the pubes, rinsed with half a litre of mouthwash. I'm totally minty fresh, there's no way you can smell anything on my breath!"
    The dentist looked at him and said: "Dude, it's got nothing to do with your breath. It's your forehead: it smells of a*shole!"
     

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  6. pdlucena
    Gingerbread Aug 10, 2014

    pdlucena , Aug 10, 2014 :
    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
     

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  7. mpatel1999
    Cupcake Aug 10, 2014

    mpatel1999 , Aug 10, 2014 :
    Married man's prayer:
    God - you gave me childhood and you took it away; you gave me youth and you took that away too.
    God - I just want to remind you that you have also given me a WIFE. :);):(:confused::p:D:eek:
     

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  8. eroisin
    Cupcake Aug 10, 2014


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  9. Felza
    Gingerbread Aug 10, 2014


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  10. ronalam
    Gingerbread Aug 10, 2014

    ronalam , Aug 10, 2014 :
    yo mama is so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does...
     

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  11. SeriusNtentions
    Aug 10, 2014

  12. pdlucena
    Gingerbread Aug 10, 2014

    pdlucena , Aug 10, 2014 :
    My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house. So I did - the middle one.
     

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  13. lekwai
    Cupcake Aug 10, 2014


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  14. pdiddyfan
    Gingerbread Aug 10, 2014

    pdiddyfan , Aug 10, 2014 :
    The Broncos beat the Seahawks the other night in a preseason game. They should feel redeemed, lol. That make you laugh. If so, hit me up with an invite on the 15th and I'm gonna gladly order the phone and reciprocate and distrubute my invites within the community.... :)
     

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  15. Windzip
    Honeycomb Aug 10, 2014


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  16. mpatel1999
    Cupcake Aug 10, 2014

    mpatel1999 , Aug 10, 2014 :
    Joke:
    A man was shaving his beard. His wife was shaving too ;).

    Hubby: Honey, I got performance appraisal meeting with my Boss today; I have to look good!
    Wife: Same here!.....:p:Do_O:(:):):):):):)
     

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  17. georgekalyan
    Gingerbread Aug 10, 2014

  18. guilleyn
    Eclair Aug 10, 2014

  19. willxhunting
    Honeycomb Aug 10, 2014

  20. mpatel1999
    Cupcake Aug 10, 2014

    mpatel1999 , Aug 10, 2014 :
    Joke:
    A man was shaving his beard. His wife was shaving too ;).

    Hubby: Honey, I got performance appraisal meeting with my Boss today; I have to look good!
    Wife: Same here!.....:p:Do_O:(:):):):):):)
     

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