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Invitation to share =)

  1. Perales
    Eclair Oct 7, 2014

    Perales , Oct 7, 2014 :
    I give my invitation for buy a Oneplus One to the first person who write a joke that's make me laugh.

    :):):):):):)
     

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  2. jmhashmi
    Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 7, 2014


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  3. Mezzy10
    Donut Oct 7, 2014


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  4. Lunatasian
    KitKat Oct 7, 2014

    Lunatasian , Oct 7, 2014 :
    Thx for sharing
     

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  5. vjachiks
    Cupcake Oct 7, 2014

    vjachiks , Oct 7, 2014 :
    Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
    Maria: This is it.
    Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
    Class: Maria did.
     

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  6. kinghanson99
    Honeycomb Oct 7, 2014


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  7. fredchong
    Cupcake Oct 7, 2014


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  8. Bkoch22
    Gingerbread Oct 7, 2014

    Bkoch22 , Oct 7, 2014 :
    What did the hotdog say when it crossed the finish line?

    I'm the Wiener!
     

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    Perales likes this.
  9. helon
    Cupcake Oct 7, 2014


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  10. LasithaAmu
    Eclair Oct 7, 2014

    LasithaAmu , Oct 7, 2014 :
    Wife: "How would you describe me?"
    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
    Wife: "What does that mean?"
    Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
     

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  11. Perales
    Eclair Oct 7, 2014


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  12. den0415
    Cupcake Oct 7, 2014

    den0415 , Oct 7, 2014 :
    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.

    But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.

    She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'

    The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'

    The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!'
     

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  13. Perales
    Eclair Oct 7, 2014

    Perales , Oct 7, 2014 :
    Nice one! :) Please send me your email. (24Hrs)
    Thx everyone very good jokes! unfortunately I have only one invitation.
     

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  14. cwalt2166
    Gingerbread Oct 7, 2014

    cwalt2166 , Oct 7, 2014 :
    Easy now lad
     

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  15. Perales
    Eclair Oct 7, 2014

    Perales , Oct 7, 2014 :
    Please tell me if you really want the invitation if not to give away to someone else.

    :D
     

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