Invite for something funny

  1. Country419
    Eclair Jul 31, 2014

    Country419 , Jul 31, 2014 :
    What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Sometimes the canoe will tip hahahahaha

  2. Trident167
    Gingerbread Jul 31, 2014

  3. bodhianto
    Cupcake Jul 31, 2014

  4. millejoe08
    Eclair Jul 31, 2014

    millejoe08 , Jul 31, 2014 :
    Have you tried looking in a mirror?
    This probably isn't the best strategy to get invites....

  5. ignisfire
    Cupcake Jul 31, 2014

  6. MaxC
    Froyo Jul 31, 2014

  7. swandog
    Froyo Jul 31, 2014

    swandog , Jul 31, 2014 :
    Why did chicken cross the road ? To get to the 1+ on the other side #NEVERSETTLE

  8. djlin
    Cupcake Jul 31, 2014

    djlin , Jul 31, 2014 :
    Animated Short...guarantee laugh!


  9. Thepieman
    Froyo Jul 31, 2014

  10. Yogen
    Froyo Jul 31, 2014

  11. njaffo
    Donut Jul 31, 2014

  12. asafoxhound
    Gingerbread Jul 31, 2014

    asafoxhound , Jul 31, 2014 :
    Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

    A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

  13. Paullbe
    Froyo Jul 31, 2014

  14. Trident167
    Gingerbread Jul 31, 2014

    Trident167 , Jul 31, 2014 :
    There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

    The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

    The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.

    The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.

  15. Q!s
    Donut Jul 31, 2014

  16. baajan
    Honeycomb Jul 31, 2014

  17. KeuruunPallo
    Cupcake Jul 31, 2014

  18. ysrnaw
    Donut Jul 31, 2014

  19. ineedinvitation
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 31, 2014

  20. ZeLL
    Cupcake Jul 31, 2014

    ZeLL , Jul 31, 2014 :
    This is how we test motorcycle helmets in Finland! We shot this after drinking few beers

    If you like this and pick me, just send PM =)