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INVITE giveaway

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  1. rishizz
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  2. lacshay
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    lacshay , Sep 16, 2014 :
    well i thought it was pretty funny
     

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  3. Andrea23
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  4. Hookah_Smoka
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    Hookah_Smoka , Sep 16, 2014 :
    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?
     

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  5. Thorhammer
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    Thorhammer , Sep 16, 2014 :
    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
    When he asks the bartender how much it would cost him, he gets the reply "for you? No charge!"
    *cue cymbal smash*
     

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  6. rishizz
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  7. AngryAstronaut
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    AngryAstronaut , Sep 16, 2014 :
    What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

    ...

    -I'll talk to you later. I have to catch a plane.
     

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  8. Andrea23
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014


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  9. Viince1
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

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  10. Andrea23
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  11. Blackwrench
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    Blackwrench , Sep 16, 2014 :
    I was walking around town the other day when I saw these two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits, I mean, down to the belt same outfits, so I yelled to them "Hey faggots did you plan that?"

    Anyways, they arrested me.
     

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  12. miglio100588
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014


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  13. Andrea23
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  14. lyaure
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

  15. zedocteur
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014


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  16. v.yotov
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

    v.yotov , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Why can't cmputers play tennis?

    They try to surf the net

    P.S. I am currently without smartphone, I have ipod 4 but it fell of the windows :D i was like oh my goooosh no slow mouton and now its totaly broken, apple ;d;d;d; I really love this phone its the best phone now on the market and i really want to be invite to get change to have it and soon is my birthday next month it will be the best present ever !
     

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  17. WeirdWilliam
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    WeirdWilliam , Sep 16, 2014 :
    I am sexy, you can laugh now
     

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  18. OrangePower
    Honeycomb Sep 16, 2014

    OrangePower , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Hi there
    Would you consider me worthy? Hope so!
    I know 10 facts about you:
    Fact 1: You are reading this.
    Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
    Fact 3: You just tried it.
    Fact 4: You're smiling.
    Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
    Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
    Fact 8: You just checked it.
    Fact 9: You're smiling again.
    Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)


    Cheers
     

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  19. theveronica14
    Honeycomb Sep 16, 2014

    theveronica14 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    I would love one please! It would be greatly appreciated and I would worship you. You will be my jesus. I will give you my soul. I will give you internet chocolate
     

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  20. tealle
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

    tealle , Sep 16, 2014 :
    https://vine.co/jeromejarre

    All of his vine videos are hilarious. I stayed up for an hour rewatching and laughing my *** off.

    Otherwise this little boy also made me crack up



    Sorry my stupid computer doesnt have the latest updates apparently.. so its just links :( Hope these made you laugh though, because it brightened up my day :)
     

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