INVITE giveaway

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  1. lena0815
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

    lena0815 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    That's a hard one. I'm pretty goofy but having a good laugh depends on the context. :)

    Let's try my profile pic. Here's the story:
    I spilled plenty of milk on my shirt and pants while having a video chat with my friend who made me laugh (guys, be careful when drinking if you laugh that easily!). So I ran to the kitchen and into the door of the freezer my mum had left open. Why? The milk was cold and, uhm, went to places it shouldn't be. I was more worried getting it out there than to look where I was running. Once I had stuffed some paper towels in there and kinda dried my shirt, I went back and took the photo. I've had a bruise for a week and it hurt!

    Sometimes I wish I was a little taller. Then I'd have only lost an eye ;)

  2. PCFR
    Donut Sep 16, 2014

    PCFR , Sep 16, 2014 :
    On my Job my Chef told me that he checked the wardrobes on the set. He saw that the light was still on. He opend the door and he saw 6 People in a sexorgy ^^. He only said : If you finish turn the light off.

    It a true story my chef told me this story last week :)
    I hope you enjoy :D


  3. lmmadic
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

  4. newradio
    Donut Sep 16, 2014

    newradio , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

  5. simon791019
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

  6. klobsters
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    klobsters , Sep 16, 2014 :
    My reaction when the most active and generous people at the Fellowship decide to quit.

  7. hailtheoneplus
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  8. Kamal75
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

  9. Viince1
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    Viince1 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    I work as network technician. Sometimes I need to to contact the network provider to ask him to do some stuff or check some settings. I usually need a network engineer, but I always get a parttime student who usually doesn't know a thing.
    Last week I dialed the direct number to a technician but he was away on holidays and I got redirected to the parttime students.
    This is how I felt. The dog in the back represents the technician, the front dog represents the student.
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2014

  10. SunnyC.
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

  11. Vinzentinius III
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

  12. rishizz
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  13. Remiw
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

  14. eyalito
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

  15. Sailorboyy
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  16. JakeMnz
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    JakeMnz , Sep 16, 2014 :
    I can't think of anything funny but, I recently broke my phone and it is essential for my job. Buying a new $600 phone is out of the question right now and you would be helping me out greatly if you were to give me an invite.

  17. lacshay
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

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  18. Phoebe90
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

    Phoebe90 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: " Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"

  19. Bibefon
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

  20. Bibefon
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

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