INVITE giveaway

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  1. PaaOne
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    PaaOne , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Spread the JOY & have FUN
    Throw me an INVITE for the awesome ONE
    Though later you'll be left with NONE
    Regards & Blessings in TON

  2. jpoduvalrajan
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    jpoduvalrajan , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Man1 to Man2: Bro, got an invite to give away? Man2 to Man3: Bro, got an invite to give away?
    Man3 to Man4: Bro, got an invite to give away?
    Man4: Posts on OnePlus forum.
    Man1: Replies to the post, 'Me also pleassssee!!'
    - Thread size has crossed beyond 100 messages in one hour!

    PS: Pls give me an invite! :(

    Invite: not even close.
    Order: yeah right!!

  3. Jarivdb
    Honeycomb Sep 16, 2014

    Jarivdb , Sep 16, 2014 :
    You win ! Send me a pm so I can give you the invite ;)

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  4. kfahoo
    Ice Cream Sandwich Sep 16, 2014

    kfahoo , Sep 16, 2014 :
    American tourists went for a walk in the Russian forest. They meet a bear. Scream, panic, throwing themselves to escape. Bear after them. Nearby, in the clearing partying group of Russians. Blanket, vodka, appetizer are cooling in the brook. Full culture, not bothering anyone. Suddenly into the clearing falls shrieking multitude, and runs through the middle of the picnic. Blanket trodden, vodka poured - granda! So the Russians chase intruders and unleash all a beating.
    A little reassured by returning to the venue. One of them notice:
    - That one in a furcoat was a quite good fighter...

  5. lacshay
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    lacshay , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Ok, its official, just claimed the invite, now on to order my oneplus one
    @Jarivdb .. You are an awesome person man
    Thanks, Much appreciated!

    PS- My f5 button is saved from further cruelty :p

    Nilesh Sajnani, bhups and Jarivdb like this.
  6. Jarivdb
    Honeycomb Sep 16, 2014

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  7. bhups
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

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  8. zyad
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

    zyad , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

    Hope u like it^^ lol

  9. Jaswant
    Donut Sep 16, 2014

    Jaswant , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Just look at this u'll laugh

  10. Giannis93
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    Giannis93 , Sep 16, 2014 :
    *****, please give me dat invite i would give u a pair of golden shoes to run like a hurricane when u wont give that invite i will chase you mothafucka

  11. resiginas
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

  12. dontelother
    Donut Sep 16, 2014

    dontelother , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Invite please!

    That's the awkward moment moment when someone ask me to tell a story! I can't express my feelings or story by words! That's my problem! :-(

    Anyway regarding last summer... that was really special as that is the first time I made time go out with all of our friends to visit Cox's Bazaar, world's largest sea beach! That was really enjoying trip!

    Late night bar b que was awesome and full of friends and foods that's include liquor! One of my friends became out of control after drinking a lot and he was crying in sorrow as not someone many of girls broke his heart many times! We only knew only one but that night we knew all his secrets! 

    Moral of the story don't drink too much that make you out of control! 

  13. paladin_palhaco
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    paladin_palhaco , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

    I would like to receive the Invite :)

  14. EricLaoOPO
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

  15. trogs109
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

  16. jazjovi
    Froyo Sep 16, 2014

  17. micheey
    Eclair Sep 16, 2014

    micheey , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Here is a joke for you!

    three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says : I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! ... The guy on the left wakes up, and said he had the same dream. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says: That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! :D

    and a picture which i think is funny![​IMG]

    I hope you smiled at least and i hope i get an invite!!! :) :)

  18. bluu781
    Cupcake Sep 16, 2014

  19. sahanoneplus
    Gingerbread Sep 16, 2014

    sahanoneplus , Sep 16, 2014 :
    Love to have one :)

    A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.

    The e-mail reads:

    Dearest Wife,

    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

    P.S. Sure is hot down here.

  20. reyscott1968
    Jelly Bean Sep 16, 2014