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Invite Giveaway!

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  1. awhyeahmichelle
    Donut Oct 18, 2014

    awhyeahmichelle , Oct 18, 2014 :
    I got an invite from the Oneplus system, I already have one which I'm in love with. So I'm giving away one invite. Whoever tells me the funniest joke wins the invite! :)
     

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  2. DRCH
    Marshmallow Oct 18, 2014


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  3. chuck198431
    Eclair Oct 18, 2014


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  4. michaelsoe
    Froyo Oct 18, 2014

  5. Esperdy
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014


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  6. unclekurly
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014

    unclekurly , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Yes Please!

    Wife: What's that beeping?

    Husband: That's my seat belt alarm; I'm not wearing mine.

    Wife: How can you ignore something so annoying?

    Husband: Sure, steak sounds great for dinner.
     

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  7. tanjim90
    Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 18, 2014


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  8. michael mattioli
    Froyo Oct 18, 2014


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  9. abhimarian
    Froyo Oct 18, 2014


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  10. nikos2009
    Froyo Oct 18, 2014


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  11. frasewh
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014

    frasewh , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Hear the one about the chicken and the road?
    Please give me the invite and I'll tell you the rest!!!!!!
    Thank you
     

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  12. thuanelius
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014


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  13. Vecio_
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014


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  14. twalla
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014

    twalla , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Late one night at an insane asylum one of the patient shouted out "I am Napoleon!" A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,

    "I did not!"
     

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  15. Bart Uyttebroeck
    Donut Oct 18, 2014

    Bart Uyttebroeck , Oct 18, 2014 :
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
     

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  16. ellmetha
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014

    ellmetha , Oct 18, 2014 :
    What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
    "Would you like fries with that?"
     

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  17. KingMedieval
    Eclair Oct 18, 2014


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  18. tienpham3221
    Gingerbread Oct 18, 2014

    tienpham3221 , Oct 18, 2014 :
    Plumber: Alright, sir. It's all fixed. By the way, condoms don't belong in the toilet, just throw them away.

    Man: But my wife and I don't use condoms…

    I'll talk to her later…
     
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  19. Bart Uyttebroeck
    Donut Oct 18, 2014

    Bart Uyttebroeck , Oct 18, 2014 :
    A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
     

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  20. crosed
    Cupcake Oct 18, 2014

    crosed , Oct 18, 2014 :
    A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road."
     

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