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  1. Rosadosa
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

  2. Deactivated User
    Aug 13, 2014

  3. axbog
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

    axbog , Aug 13, 2014 :
    I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either... :)

  4. Karthik23kc
    Jelly Bean Aug 13, 2014

    Karthik23kc , Aug 13, 2014 :
    What did the Captain America's shield say to him in the second movie?

    Hail Hydra!

    get it?

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    Aug 13, 2014

  6. zt0ne
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

    zt0ne , Aug 13, 2014 :
    Well met. Since I don't have anything particularly funny to say, I do want to mention that this fly that is buzzing around my room is starting to FUJAIEFJNAIELBNIAEAEEI AELJLAEIF LAEF **** THIS PIECE OF SHIT LEITNFGLI(A)(!QU ! EAEFAEFL.

    Well I guess I tend to rage a bit in certain scenarios :D

  7. rhuwyn
    Cupcake Aug 13, 2014

    rhuwyn , Aug 13, 2014 :
    A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

    "But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.

    "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

    The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

    The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

    The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

    The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- "

    The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

  8. tombigfr
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 13, 2014

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    Aug 13, 2014

  10. daijizai
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

    daijizai , Aug 13, 2014 :
    I'll just share my favorite quote with you 'My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. - Jackie Mason'

  11. sagemonk
    Froyo Aug 13, 2014

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  12. gooobiePLS
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

    gooobiePLS , Aug 13, 2014 :
    Cherish what you have now, because nothing last forever. Tell the people around you that you love them.

    I hope the invite made it this far..(I love you, I'd love an invite)

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    Aug 13, 2014

  14. alenka
    Cupcake Aug 13, 2014

    alenka , Aug 13, 2014 :
    Moj Freearm! If you want make some person realy happy you may live your link on my page! My freand is dreaming about this phone, so YOu CAN MAKE ONE PERSON REALY HAPPY! Belive me! Kitos!

  15. Hijikata
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

  16. crucifysorrow
    Gingerbread Aug 13, 2014

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    Aug 13, 2014

  18. jackjack
    Honeycomb Aug 13, 2014

    jackjack , Aug 13, 2014 :
    I Can Has Cheezburger always make me smile when I need to lighten up my mood. ;)


  19. zero310
    Gingerbread Aug 13, 2014

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    Aug 13, 2014