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  1. ruehrei
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014

    ruehrei , Nov 19, 2014 :
    I got an invite, so tell me a good joke if you want it. First one I have to laugh wins. ;)

    Edit: gave it away
     
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2014

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  2. benjamin.c.cassar
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014


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  3. OZmaster
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014

    OZmaster , Nov 19, 2014 :
    may I? Chuck noris finished super mario,,, TO THE LEFT!!!

    He drank all water on "ex" from a waterpipe aswell,, as he build the house he was born in!
     

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  4. eraysevinc
    Eclair Nov 19, 2014


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  5. royz0r
    Jelly Bean Nov 19, 2014


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  6. molo976
    Donut Nov 19, 2014

    molo976 , Nov 19, 2014 :
    I used to work as a history teacher, I gave up because there's no future in it. :)
     

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  7. loach
    Eclair Nov 19, 2014

    loach , Nov 19, 2014 :
    Hi!

    I would like to have the invite, and her is the joke :)

    A man is walking along the shore, and he finds a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants him one wish. The men tells the genie:
    Pls, build for me a highway to Bora Bora. I always wanted to get there, but i!m afraid of flying, and also to across the see with a ship, because i can!t swim.
    The genie dont likes the idea, and telling the man:
    Could you pls choose something else, `cose Bora Bora is far, and to build a highway trough the see...takes long.
    The man is thinking & thinking than he says:
    I would like to understand the womens.
    The genies answer:
    2x2 Motorway will be ok?
     

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  8. TommyLam
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014

    TommyLam , Nov 19, 2014 :
    knock knock
     

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  9. Neroniglio
    Gingerbread Nov 19, 2014

    Neroniglio , Nov 19, 2014 :
    Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
     

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  10. Stino G
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014

    Stino G , Nov 19, 2014 :
    A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
    Man: What's the problem officer?
    Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
    Man: No sir, I was going 65.
    Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
    Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
    Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
    Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
    Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
    Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
     

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  11. rajshkumr
    Donut Nov 19, 2014

    rajshkumr , Nov 19, 2014 :
    A sign board which I saw recently made me laugh so hard, let me share

    Warning: Touching wire can cause death.
    250$ fine too!
     

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  12. stubeard
    Gingerbread Nov 19, 2014

    stubeard , Nov 19, 2014 :
    I just got a great job helping a one arm typist when she wants to do capital letters. It's shift work.
     

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  13. RobinVP
    Donut Nov 19, 2014

    RobinVP , Nov 19, 2014 :
    Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.
    will be ok?
     

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  14. elvaldo03
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014


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  15. ruehrei
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014


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  16. rajshkumr
    Donut Nov 19, 2014


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  17. rajshkumr
    Donut Nov 19, 2014

  18. TommyLam
    Cupcake Nov 19, 2014


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  19. Neroniglio
    Gingerbread Nov 19, 2014


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  20. pol
    Donut Nov 19, 2014

    pol , Nov 19, 2014 :
    I have an invite but I need 5 replies to post a thread...
     

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