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[Invites Reloaded] Allgemeine Diskussion

  1. Dresa91
    User of the Year 2016; Most Active User 2020 Jul 24, 2021


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  2. morpheus566
    Nougat Jul 24, 2021


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  3. woSch
    Photography Expert Jul 24, 2021

    woSch , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Mahlzeit :)

    alte Witze... 🤷🏻‍♂️... kann mich nicht mehr dran erinnern
     

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  4. ceport
    Oreo Jul 24, 2021

    ceport , Jul 24, 2021 :
    ...der rettet die Giraffen
     

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  5. Sweet_Ivy
    Lollipop Jul 24, 2021


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  6. ceport
    Oreo Jul 24, 2021

    ceport , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Mama, Mama - ich mag den Opa nicht.
    Sei ruhig und iss weiter.


    Mahlzeit
     

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  7. Sweet_Ivy
    Lollipop Jul 24, 2021


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  8. script
    Moderator Moderator Jul 24, 2021


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  9. Sweet_Ivy
    Lollipop Jul 24, 2021


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  10. woSch
    Photography Expert Jul 24, 2021

    woSch , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Zwei Luftballons in der Wüste... sagt der eine zum anderen... vorsicht, da ist ein Kaktussssssssssssssssss
     

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  11. Sweet_Ivy
    Lollipop Jul 24, 2021

    Sweet_Ivy , via OnePlus 7T , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Sagt der andere, ja, ich weissssssss
     

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  12. Dresa91
    User of the Year 2016; Most Active User 2020 Jul 24, 2021


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  13. script
    Moderator Moderator Jul 24, 2021

    script , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Such nicht nach Witzen an der Wand
    Den größten hälst du in der Hand

    Ein Klo Wand Spruch
     

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  14. woSch
    Photography Expert Jul 24, 2021

    woSch , Jul 24, 2021 :
    kommt ein Fisch zum Friseur... der daraufhin... boah, voller Schuppen
     

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  15. hennes
    YaImCo Developer Jul 24, 2021

    hennes , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Schönen Urlaub, genieße die Zeit!

    3 nuns come to the door of heaven and Jesus is waiting for them.
    Jesus says, if each of you answers my question correctly, the door of heaven will open and you may enter.
    He asks the first question to the first nun....

    Jesus: Who was the first woman on earth?
    1 Nun: Oh that's easy, it was Eve.
    Brinngggggggg the bell of the door rings, the door opens and the nun can enter.

    Jesus: Hm, what else can I ask, oh yes, who was the first man on earth?
    2nd nun: Oh, that's an easy one too, it was Adam....

    Brinngggggg the bell of the the door rings, the door opens and the nun can enter

    Jesus thinks for quite a while what else he could ask, and this question comes to his mind:

    Jesus: What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?
    3rd nun: <She thought long about if and then she said>
    Oh, that's a hard one ....

    Brinngggggg the bell of the the door rings, the door opens and the nun can enter


    Don't look up, the joke is in your hand!
    Über dem Pissoir
     
    Last edited: Jul 24, 2021

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  16. heller1967
    KitKat Jul 24, 2021

    heller1967 , Jul 24, 2021 :
    Nabend.

    Ich hätte gerne 200g Leberwurst aber bitte von der groben, fetten.
    Tut mir sehr leid aber das geht nicht, die hat heute Berufsschule.
     

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  17. Bouncer71
    OnePlus 7 Pro Sample Shot Photographer Community Expert Jul 24, 2021


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  18. Dresa91
    User of the Year 2016; Most Active User 2020 Jul 24, 2021


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  19. ceport
    Oreo Jul 24, 2021

  20. ceport
    Oreo Jul 24, 2021