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INVITES TO GIVE OUT

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  1. sswift
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 26, 2014

    sswift , Aug 26, 2014 :
    I tried this as a joke earlier and got one...
    "Invite Donations Greatly Appreciated"
     

  2. dmalvarado
    Froyo Aug 26, 2014

    dmalvarado , Aug 26, 2014 :
    No disrespect bro. Its a bad joke. Not the worst racist joke out there. Im sorry if it offended you.
     

  3. heartlezz1987
    Gingerbread Aug 26, 2014


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  4. indiangamer007
    Jelly Bean Aug 26, 2014

    indiangamer007 , Aug 26, 2014 :
    Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.

    Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.

    Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.

    Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.

    Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.

    The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

    Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"
     

  5. Fearlessbatman
    Gingerbread Aug 26, 2014


  6. ethan919
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 26, 2014

    ethan919 , Aug 26, 2014 :
    Lucky guy.
     

  7. eguardian
    Donut Aug 26, 2014

    eguardian , Aug 26, 2014 :
    A man dies and goes to heaven and he is recieved by his wife....

    Wife: we are finaly together again my love

    Husband: **** that! the deal was till death do us part ***** I'm single....
     

  8. eguardian
    Donut Aug 26, 2014

    eguardian , Aug 26, 2014 :
    Yeah let me have it.... please
     

  9. And1-2k20
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 26, 2014


  10. herpderpwong
    Froyo Aug 26, 2014

    herpderpwong , Aug 26, 2014 :
    Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

    A: It depends how hard you throw them!
     

  11. diskoveries
    Gingerbread Aug 26, 2014


  12. yarii88
    Donut Aug 26, 2014


  13. hamzasyed95
    Cupcake Aug 26, 2014


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  14. joshorama123
    Cupcake Aug 26, 2014


  15. bob1919a4
    Eclair Aug 26, 2014


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  16. felix1023
    Gingerbread Aug 26, 2014

    felix1023 , Aug 26, 2014 :
    A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.."

    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."
    The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
    The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!"
    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
    She says, "No, I am from Africa."
    Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
    The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
     

  17. Schen2016
    Cupcake Aug 26, 2014

    Schen2016 , Aug 26, 2014 :
    what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball together? JUAN ON JUAN
     

  18. joshorama123
    Cupcake Aug 26, 2014


  19. snowy8171
    Cupcake Aug 26, 2014


  20. Hellokaykay
    Cupcake Aug 26, 2014

    Hellokaykay , Aug 26, 2014 :
    My samsung screen is broken I need a new phone.....
    Here is the joke:
    One day a woman carry so many things but couldn't press the button if elevator,she saw a man coming and say, can u call me the elevator?
    The man yell, elevator, elevator
    The woman said noon ooh, with the finger
    Then the man using finger to call.

    My email is hello.kaykay@gmail.com