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  1. Nick Hunt
    Froyo Sep 22, 2014

    Nick Hunt , Sep 22, 2014 :
    For some reason I couldn't post this in the invites section but whatever.

    I have 2 invites to give away ( the first is already claimed), I will be giving them away by the 27th.
    I will be giving them to who ever writes a joke that amuses me the most.

    'Live long and may the force be ever in you favour.' - Frodo baggins
     

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  2. Silverchaoz
    Lollipop Sep 22, 2014


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  3. krzychu78
    Jelly Bean Sep 22, 2014

    krzychu78 , Sep 22, 2014 :
    “To be is to do”—Socrates.
    “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre.
    “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.
     

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  4. lindholmmarcus
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    lindholmmarcus , Sep 22, 2014 :
    I need an invite so bad it's not even funny. Moving to a different country in a month and have to get a new phone, limited finances during this time! Wish I could've just bought the damn thing normally and had money over for beer, but... :)
     

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  5. giddygolucky
    Eclair Sep 22, 2014

    giddygolucky , Sep 22, 2014 :
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
     

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  6. nayanP
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    nayanP , Sep 22, 2014 :
    What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
    The marksman shoots and shoots and never hits, the owl hoots and hoots..
     

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  7. momo643
    Eclair Sep 22, 2014

  8. squeakus71
    Donut Sep 22, 2014

    squeakus71 , Sep 22, 2014 :
    I went on my first turkey shoot today. Scared the hell out of the other customers in the frozen section.
     

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  9. kishik2u
    Froyo Sep 22, 2014

    kishik2u , Sep 22, 2014 :
    with great power comes great responsibility....the question is "how are you going to use it Peter ? "
    with an invite may be ?
     

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  10. f6d
    Donut Sep 22, 2014

    f6d , Sep 22, 2014 :
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    With Oneplus i keep smiling ! ... and i drop the tie ;-)
     

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  11. xesterpt
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


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  12. kishik2u
    Froyo Sep 22, 2014

    kishik2u , Sep 22, 2014 :
    the oracle is telling you to do the right thing brother..be wise..red pill it is...and blackphone it will be...
    Gracical...give me the power!!!!!!!
     

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  13. Kungen95
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


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  14. flamekrayt
    Donut Sep 22, 2014

    flamekrayt , Sep 22, 2014 :
    Made me chuckle at the time as it was my first time on a rollercoaster in the states, and I am not comfortable with heights:

    Two brothers sat next to me, and one brother asked the other "I'm scared, what do I do?". The other brother replied "Sit back, relax, and pray as much as possible".
     

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  15. Andy_col7
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


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  16. alvalol
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014

    alvalol , Sep 22, 2014 :
    These are two kids playing over some earth, and their mother tell them: "Kids, dont play on the earth", and the kids went to play on Mars xDDD
     

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  17. basver93
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014


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  18. campaking
    Gingerbread Sep 22, 2014


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  19. Loshun_Le_Nightshade
    Donut Sep 22, 2014

    Loshun_Le_Nightshade , Sep 22, 2014 :
    Wife: "How would you describe me?"
    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
    Wife: "What does that mean?"
    Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
     

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  20. vivek_rai
    Cupcake Sep 22, 2014