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Is cheating on your wife worse than cheating on your gf?

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  1. Cheetosdust
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  2. meatandy
    Oreo Jun 19, 2018


  3. Matt 80
    Lollipop Jun 19, 2018


  4. Murman
    Jelly Bean Jun 19, 2018

    Murman , Jun 19, 2018 :
    A girlfriend is more than his hand and pics on the internet.
     

  5. Cheetosdust
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    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    - Hey, honey, you have a buck? - said @klimaxo to Mrs. @klimaxo
    - Why, babe?
    - I'm going to cheat on you tonight.
    - Oh, that's too bad. You need a buck for condoms?
    - What? No, for my hot dates.
    - Oh no, are you on about the pies again?
    - I tried with the doll, but the latex is too much for me.
    - Ok, just be safe out there, with all this okay cheating of yours, you stud.
    - Yeahhhh, studddd, @klimaxo - pie lover, replied

    Two hours later, he was home. Earlier. And with a pie for his wife.

    - Bite more than you could chew, hun?

    He reached for the other pocket. Two more pies. He cheated that night, Ronald McDonald tips well ;)




    That's such a big pie. That's about three months of cheating ;)
     

  6. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 19, 2018

    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    Couldn't agree with you more, as I doubt @klimaxo can find videos instead of pics. ;)
     

  7. underageAO
    Donut Jun 19, 2018

    underageAO , Jun 19, 2018 :
    ... well, one it's called adultery the other one is called fornication and guess what?! - They are both deadly sins so both are bad.


    "We born and we never ever die".
     

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  8. rupeshbk
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  9. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 19, 2018

    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    Or... just respect the person you love.
     

  10. NovaSOUL
    Cupcake Jun 19, 2018

    NovaSOUL , Jun 19, 2018 :
    is this a troll or a legitimate question? Because with cheating it's literally in the name of "cheating" itself that it's a bad thing. no questions asked.
     

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  11. Cheetosdust
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    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    His wife will ask some.
     

  12. Matt 80
    Lollipop Jun 19, 2018

    Matt 80 , Jun 19, 2018 :
    I'd go with option A, this guy has probably never even felt the touch of a woman never mind cheated on one.
     

  13. Cheetosdust
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    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    I'm sure he found a hole on the wall.

    Cockroaches foreheads with bumps for weeks. ;)
     

  14. pa5t1s
    User of the Year 2014 Jun 19, 2018

    pa5t1s , Jun 19, 2018 :
    Hehe @klimaxo, it's been a long time since we had the honor and the pleasure to enjoy one of your funny thread! (or maybe I missed them, unfortunately).
    Anyway, great sociological question!
    My little contribution will be "Both are bad and will lead you to daily nightmares, organizing your life accordingly". ;)
     

  15. pa5t1s
    User of the Year 2014 Jun 19, 2018

    pa5t1s , Jun 19, 2018 :
    @klimaxo is a legitimate troll. Question answered.-
     

  16. Cheetosdust
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    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    But do you think he can actually find a girlfriend without five nails on the end?
     

  17. TheRealGamer
    Lollipop Jun 19, 2018

    TheRealGamer , Jun 19, 2018 :
    I thought you should ask the question to the Woman you are marrying to. If she agrees then Enjoy, if she not then NOT. So simple. Cheating on others would lead you behind the bar
     

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  18. pa5t1s
    User of the Year 2014 Jun 19, 2018

    pa5t1s , Jun 19, 2018 :
    five or ten?
     

  19. pa5t1s
    User of the Year 2014 Jun 19, 2018

    pa5t1s , Jun 19, 2018 :
    If you ask and then both agree (or not), it's no longer cheating, technically speaking. But I got your point ;)
     

  20. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 19, 2018

    Cheetosdust , Jun 19, 2018 :
    Uhhh uhhhh, someone is into some swing it seems to me ;)