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Let’s roast dsmonteiro and see if his ego bruises like a grilled peach

  1. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 20, 2020

    G_plusone , Jun 20, 2020 :
    Yup seen something where people who were allowed to swear could tolerate more pain and longer too than people who weren't allowed to swear.
    Maybe DSM is swearing off-screen
     

  2. keithgpowell
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 20, 2020

    keithgpowell , via OnePlus Community App , Jun 20, 2020 :
    Mr. BG

    We'll see about that, bunch of ******* *******



    You missed off an * to be grammatically correct - "bunch" is a plural noun. Do I now have to teach you ******* English? I getting too old, GABM!😇[e]1f601[/e]
     
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  3. keithgpowell
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 21, 2020


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  4. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 21, 2020

    G_plusone , via OnePlus 3 Graphite , Jun 21, 2020 :
    Guess so
    Did your ego Bruise like a peach @dsmonteiro or were you just grinning at our attempts ?
     

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  5. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Jun 21, 2020

    Mr. BG , Jun 21, 2020 :
    There is a small note on his door:

    "atualmente fora, caçando garotas e cerveja" "Out for chicks and beer"

    :D
     
    Last edited: Jun 22, 2020

  6. elanglois
    Lollipop Jun 23, 2020


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  7. keithgpowell
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 23, 2020

    keithgpowell , via OnePlus Community App , Jun 23, 2020 :
    Glad you translated. I got as far as "garotas" and thought I'm not going there. A bit too dark for me. Translation a bit sexist for the PC and and wokes? Perhaps you should have written "chicks(MFLGT+) just to be on the safe side.
     

  8. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 23, 2020

    G_plusone , Jun 23, 2020 :
    Chick magnet @Cheeto... wait it's supposed to be @dsmonteiro
    Ah they are the same person :p
     

  9. puccellino
    KitKat Jun 24, 2020

    puccellino , Jun 24, 2020 :
    Apart from his wife


    What happened ......did @Adam Krisko catch you looking @Carl?

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Jun 24, 2020

  10. MosheG1
    The Lab - OnePlus 8 Pro Reviewer Jun 24, 2020

    MosheG1 , Jun 24, 2020 :
    Ouch! Hahaha!
     

  11. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Jun 24, 2020


  12. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 25, 2020


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  13. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 25, 2020


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  14. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Jun 25, 2020


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  15. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 25, 2020


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  16. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 25, 2020

    Cheetosdust , Jun 25, 2020 :
    Stockholm Syndrome? :rolleyes:

    Hah, that's so sweet, you think his disorder is just online. :cool:o_O
     

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  17. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 25, 2020

    G_plusone , via OnePlus 3 Graphite , Jun 25, 2020 :
    I was only referring to the online part. It's probably the same as his Online one :D
     

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  18. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 25, 2020

    Cheetosdust , Jun 25, 2020 :
    Well, @dsmonteiro is known for catching thunders, so if anything, he's a lightning magnet.

    Basically, he's a lightning rod at this point. "Hence the best method for preventing a lightning strike to a wooden ship was to bury a small solid glass ball in the tip of the highest mast". See? It even shines like @dsmonteiro :cool:

    Let's just say that @dsmonteiro sees 10 people in the mirror when he is alone. :D
     

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  19. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 25, 2020

    G_plusone , via OnePlus 3 Graphite , Jun 25, 2020 :
    Oh I've read the stories about his Thunder Catching abilities :D
    I also heard that he claps while catching them Thunders.
    The roast ship with shiny glass ball sailed long past :p
    Is it because of his shiny head or things lighting up inside his head I'm sorry DSM I feel that I had crossed the limit
     

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  20. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 25, 2020

    Cheetosdust , Jun 25, 2020 :
    Yuuuuus, he catches a thunder and claps. It's a whole campaign. :rolleyes::D

    He has a light on the ceiling and two reflected on the mirror. :rolleyes:

    Edited for accuracy. Thing, singular. One thing light up at a time in his head, let's not get carried away. :cool::D