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Let’s roast dsmonteiro and see if his ego bruises like a grilled peach

  1. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Jun 17, 2020

    Mr. BG , Jun 17, 2020 :
    They're the same person, this is basically a schizophrenic grilling himself

    Yep, easier to give him money than to take the damage the truth caused ;)

    We're waiting @Adam Krisko :D
     

  2. Mr. BG
    Marshmallow Jun 17, 2020

    Mr. BG , Jun 17, 2020 :
    It's simple, the truth is out there, so it got buried in "untruth"

    You'll just never know which is which :rolleyes:
     

  3. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 17, 2020


  4. femiuex
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020

    femiuex , via OnePlus 7 , Jun 17, 2020 :
    Finally a worthy thread!

    Just wondering, did @dsmonteiro offer himself for this, nominated or he drew straws and lost?
    There must be a more sinister excuse than "I'll volunteer my neck for the greater good of the community" type of thing.
    What's the catch?
     
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  5. Swatiranjan
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020


  6. script
    Nougat Moderator Jun 17, 2020

    script , Jun 17, 2020 :
    Probably it's like the corona app. Everyone who's in this thread is infected and goes to Qarachi Qarate quarantine (= perma ban) soon.
     

  7. G_plusone
    Marshmallow Jun 17, 2020

    G_plusone , Jun 17, 2020 :
    Imma go make a second account :p
     

  8. B.I.T.S.
    User of the Year 2019 Jun 17, 2020


  9. the_o2
    User of the Year 2018 Jun 17, 2020


  10. femiuex
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020

    femiuex , via OnePlus 7 , Jun 17, 2020 :
    ahh...sounds legit.
     

  11. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 17, 2020

    Cheetosdust , Jun 17, 2020 :
    He has a lot of skills, I'm sure. I can't wait for @dsmonteiro to show them for the very first time. :D

    Anyyyyy minute now. :p

    Hehehe, I understood and loved that reference. :D :cool:

    Hihi, I like this topic too, Amanda - very much so :D

    Ok, who did this? Show yourself! :rolleyes:

    Hello .png
     

  12. Swatiranjan
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020


  13. Swatiranjan
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020

    Swatiranjan , via OnePlus 7T , Jun 17, 2020 :
    If I have to buy a protective cover for my OP7T, I'll buy one made up of @dsmonteiro 's skin. [e]1f61c[/e]

    I can be assured that my phone is safe from any external damage. I am not sure about internal one.
     

  14. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 17, 2020

    Cheetosdust , Jun 17, 2020 :
    I love your drawing - a bag of Cheetos full of butterflies inside. That's quite the artistic side you have. :D

    He told me that he wanted to revive every day of his school years in a single thread. :D

    That, or @dsmonteiro can't write while he's crying :D:p
     

  15. dsmonteiro
    Community Consultant Staff Member Jun 17, 2020

    dsmonteiro , Jun 17, 2020 :
    Funny that you didn't post the part about synonyms and examples:

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  16. Swatiranjan
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020


  17. Starcommander
    Lollipop Jun 17, 2020


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  18. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 17, 2020

    Cheetosdust , Jun 17, 2020 :
    You know, I was hoping that somehow you didn't know that result yet. But hey, it felt like Porto was playing against Benfica Jr. Quite literally. :D

    That's not me, no. Sérgio Conceição is the head coach of FC Porto, the best football team here in Portugal. :D

    You just made @dsmonteiro so happy. It's the first time someone uses "if" before writing disappointment and his username.

    Look at him glow. Oh my bad, it's just the reflection of the sun. If he can reflect the moon like that, he's the perfect lighthouse. :cool:
     

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  19. femiuex
    Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 17, 2020

    femiuex , via OnePlus 7 , Jun 17, 2020 :
    From what I have gathered and experienced in this community. I must conclude that dsmonteiro is very apt at detaching his emotions and feelings for the sake of work. So I doubt if anybody can even scratch his ego.

    I mean, I've tried adding him on PUBG, Mario Kart during game nights etc but he is totally unresponsive. não vá.

    He is a workaholic by nature and is placed here to do a job, and do it well. He is an AI.

    This thread is just a test for machine learning for dsmonteiro.
    He will be replacing Google Assistant soon.
     

  20. Cheetosdust
    Starting Point Expert Community Expert Jun 17, 2020