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[Let's Talk] What's the best life advice you've ever gotten?

  1. Impersonal Ice Cream Sandwich Jun 16, 2019


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    Impersonal, Jun 16, 2019 :
    ;)) This should be the NBA's slogan
     

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  4. Sharinnn Lollipop Jun 16, 2019

    Sharinnn, Jun 16, 2019 :
    Put a piece of toilet paper in the water before you poo to avoid splashback


    Unless you like that kind of thing
     

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    Sharinnn, Jun 16, 2019 :
    Stop telling everyone :oops:
     

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  6. toastytoast1234 Marshmallow Jun 16, 2019

    toastytoast1234, Jun 16, 2019 :
    Just the one? How dainty.
     

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  9. Sharinnn Lollipop Jun 16, 2019

    Sharinnn, Jun 16, 2019 :
    that means it's lemon flavoured, no?
     

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    Impersonal, Jun 16, 2019 :
    That is the best part of pooping, it's like the toilet water reaches out to kiss your bum... So refreshing
     

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  15. theshinybeast Marshmallow Jun 16, 2019

    theshinybeast, Jun 16, 2019 :
    Disturbing
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  16. buntycubal Marshmallow Jun 22, 2019

    buntycubal, Jun 22, 2019 :
    If the process of your murder involves a struggle with the victim, make sure to clean their fingernails afterward. They might have tiny pieces of your skin underneath from when they tried to fight for their life.
     

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  17. agoinfly Marshmallow Jun 29, 2019


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  18. Impersonal Ice Cream Sandwich Jul 1, 2019

    Impersonal, Jul 1, 2019 :
    Your post just put me on the mood for some "My favorite murder" podcast
     

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  19. E1562127574787 Cupcake Jul 3, 2019

    E1562127574787, Jul 3, 2019 :
    This is what I got from Techgara, I think they are best advices I've got.
    1. Your personal and career growth is more important than your lover. If you are a failure, nobody will stay with you
    2. Love fades with time and mood because it is a transient feeling.
    3. Only you are responsible for your mistakes. Rather than blaming others, take full responsibility for your actions and avoid repeating again those mistakes.
    4. Your problems are gossip for your friends. Your parents are the only people who care. For example, if you lose the job, your friends and relatives will only sympathize, but your parents are the ones who will face the problem and look for solutions.
    5. Be a jack of all trades. Try learning different things and skills.
     

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  20. buntycubal Marshmallow Jul 3, 2019

    buntycubal, Jul 3, 2019 :
    Don't bury that dead body in your garden , your grandma might start gardening..that would not be a very pretty scene & don't throw that dead body in a garbage dump like last time , stray animals lurk there , people will get suspicious if they notice a lot of scavengers suddenly showed up there like it's someone marriage party..