Never trust a fart!
If you see a turkey baster in their kitchen, don't leave any used condoms behind.
) This should be the NBA's slogan
Put a piece of toilet paper in the water before you poo to avoid splashback
Unless you like that kind of thing
Stop telling everyone
Just the one? How dainty.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
that means it's lemon flavoured, no?
That's what you've been told.
That's just disgusting
If it's brown flash it down, if it's yellow let it mellow
That is the best part of pooping, it's like the toilet water reaches out to kiss your bum... So refreshing
If the process of your murder involves a struggle with the victim, make sure to clean their fingernails afterward. They might have tiny pieces of your skin underneath from when they tried to fight for their life.
Your post just put me on the mood for some "My favorite murder" podcast
This is what I got from Techgara, I think they are best advices I've got.
Your personal and career growth is more important than your lover. If you are a failure, nobody will stay with you
Love fades with time and mood because it is a transient feeling.
Only you are responsible for your mistakes. Rather than blaming others, take full responsibility for your actions and avoid repeating again those mistakes.
Your problems are gossip for your friends. Your parents are the only people who care. For example, if you lose the job, your friends and relatives will only sympathize, but your parents are the ones who will face the problem and look for solutions.
Be a jack of all trades. Try learning different things and skills.
Don't bury that dead body in your garden , your grandma might start gardening..that would not be a very pretty scene & don't throw that dead body in a garbage dump like last time , stray animals lurk there , people will get suspicious if they notice a lot of scavengers suddenly showed up there like it's someone marriage party..
Shot on OnePlus July
by script, 2019-07-01