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make me laugh and receive an invite

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  1. anush_r
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  2. Robert Jr
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 15, 2014

    Robert Jr , Aug 15, 2014 :
    My little brother once spent an hour trying to "poop" we later realized he was trying to poop out his penis
     

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  3. chuckie69
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014


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  4. johnvsd
    Jelly Bean Aug 15, 2014

    johnvsd , Aug 15, 2014 :
    **** your invites. If you wanna give them to people then just give it out. Don't make stupid thing like that.
     

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  5. srsfknbzns
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 15, 2014


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  6. chuckie69
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014

    chuckie69 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.

    "Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"

    "Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."
     

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  7. razer12
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

    razer12 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Im not racist, Racist is a crime and crime is for black people.


    (Im 20% black don't get mad)
     

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  8. DavidBoyee
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

    DavidBoyee , Aug 15, 2014 :
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A Gummy Bear

    What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila Mockingbird!

    Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
     

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  9. chuckie69
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014


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  10. Cult60
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014


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  11. Nightkoala
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014


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  12. Tallguu11
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  13. chuckie69
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014

    chuckie69 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    4 types of orgasm...

    Do you know that there are 4 types of orgasm… the Holy Orgasm, The Positive Orgasm, the Negative Orgasm and the Fake Orgasm.
    The Holy Orgasm sounds like "Oh God, oh god…"
    The Positive Orgasm goes "Yes, yes, oh yes, "
    The Negative Orgasm goes "no, no, oh no"
    and the fake orgasm, the fake one goes "Oh one28312!!"
     

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  14. chuckie69
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014

    chuckie69 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Last day of work...(nsfw)

    I called my boss and asked him "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" Just as he was about to reply I cut him off and said "I'm not coming in this morning."
     

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  15. chuckie69
    Eclair Aug 15, 2014


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  16. saucy
    Jelly Bean Aug 15, 2014

    saucy , Aug 15, 2014 :
     

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  17. mrjay
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014


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  18. Windzip
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014


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  19. mwebsterpgh
    KitKat Aug 15, 2014

    mwebsterpgh , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Can I trade ex-wife for invite?
     

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  20. ryryap2
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 15, 2014