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make me laugh and receive an invite

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  1. mjb1975
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  2. Eslabee
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

    Eslabee , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Here's one, world's funniest according to Laughlab:

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
     

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  3. Mmrath
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  4. kkhandekar
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  5. onjetus
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

    onjetus , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Best joke at the moment!

    Two men talk about phones and another says: that there is a great phone, but is pretty hard to get because only way to order that phone is get invite somehow..
    Other man says: That´s not possible, I can even hold my breath long enough to get order confirmation message.
    Now he is dead.

    The end :D
     

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  6. matskb
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014

    matskb , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Thanks for sharing! My entry:

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    I'll happily send you my e-mail in a PM if this made you laugh, but prefer not to post it here publicly (for obvious anti-spam reasons).

    Edit: one more OPO-minded entry that made me laugh yesterday:
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  7. mayur553
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014


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  8. Hassebassie
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


    #88
  9. sunzu
    Ice Cream Sandwich Aug 15, 2014


    #89
  10. veggiebikerdude
    Donut Aug 15, 2014

    veggiebikerdude , Aug 15, 2014 :
    Recent research shows that 1 in 7 pet owners will make an unexpected trip to the vet this year. Sounds like it's time they bought a new Sat Nav!
     

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  11. krojo
    Froyo Aug 15, 2014

  12. Snake213
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  13. johnbly2
    Donut Aug 15, 2014

    johnbly2 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    I went to this girls house and seen she didnt have anything to eat in the fridge so I told her she aint never have anything to eat then she looked at me and said she always has something for me to eat
     

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  14. garylala918
    Donut Aug 15, 2014


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  15. Deactivated User
    Aug 15, 2014


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  16. Hobbelton
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014

  17. mayur553
    Honeycomb Aug 15, 2014

    mayur553 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    are you laughing or not
     

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  18. sentenced
    Donut Aug 15, 2014


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  19. Dikle
    Gingerbread Aug 15, 2014


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  20. Garra8
    Lollipop Aug 15, 2014

    Garra8 , Aug 15, 2014 :
    that's not funny.. I will report it. This is animal torture. sick.
     

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